FACKING CANT!

[traubster]

So, in the interest of maintaining my reputation with Spamusers despite my apparent lack of activity, I created a blog for you all to keep updated on my... uh... blog. ANYWAY, I'm sure you will find it not the least bit offensive OR sexually aggressive and I assure you that it's very existence is NOT a hate crime.

Also, I have a twitter that Dusk Bringer is ALWAYS gushing as hilariously charming. just follow @traubster and check out my favorites

"Why is traubster plugging this smut?"
I'm bored, alright? Bored and PISSED OFF.

I am eagerly awaiting your most flattering praises...

[PonderThis]

Well, I was going to go over there and slavishly flatter you but it won't let me log in with my Spamusement user ID and I don't use any of those other things. Sorry.

[MysticalDescent]

You're a ruthless facking cant, you facking prat.

If we're quoting the same thing, that is.

[traubster]

You're a ruthless facking cant, you facking prat.

If we're quoting the same thing, that is.

Everyone told me that it was original and clever...

Supposed to be pronounced in a Boston accent: Facking cant!

I hope I don't end up like Carlos Mencia...

*sob*

[EvilJekyll]

Forking Kant?

[DaVince]

Forking Kant?

Too professor Coach Z-like.