FACKING CANT!

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FACKING CANT!

Postby traubster » Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:53 pm

So, in the interest of maintaining my reputation with Spamusers despite my apparent lack of activity, I created a blog for you all to keep updated on my... uh... blog. ANYWAY, I'm sure you will find it not the least bit offensive OR sexually aggressive and I assure you that it's very existence is NOT a hate crime.

Also, I have a twitter that Dusk Bringer is ALWAYS gushing as hilariously charming. just follow @traubster and check out my favorites

"Why is traubster plugging this smut?"
I'm bored, alright? Bored and PISSED OFF.

I am eagerly awaiting your most flattering praises...
"Not every moment can be awesome."
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Re: FACKING CANT!

Postby PonderThis » Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:20 pm

Well, I was going to go over there and slavishly flatter you but it won't let me log in with my Spamusement user ID and I don't use any of those other things. Sorry.
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Re: FACKING CANT!

Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:33 pm

You're a ruthless facking cant, you facking prat.

If we're quoting the same thing, that is.
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Re: FACKING CANT!

Postby traubster » Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:23 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:You're a ruthless facking cant, you facking prat.

If we're quoting the same thing, that is.


Everyone told me that it was original and clever...

Supposed to be pronounced in a Boston accent: Facking cant!

I hope I don't end up like Carlos Mencia...

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Re: FACKING CANT!

Postby EvilJekyll » Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:08 pm

Forking Kant?
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Re: FACKING CANT!

Postby DaVince » Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:28 am

Eviljekyll wrote:Forking Kant?

Too professor Coach Z-like.
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