Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer

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Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer

Postby Nyperold » Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:06 pm

Hey, look what I just found, linked from TV Tropes. It's the Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer! Bring your own Brain Bleach, because these can get squicky. Share the logic, the humor... or the pain. Whatever's notable to you.

Sgt. Lewis (Inspector Morse)/Susan (Chronicles of Narnia) is fairly tame, assuming we let Susan age since the '40s. She might even be older than Lewis by then, which could be its own problem, depending, but...

The Shelob (LOTR)/Queen Victoria... um...

Ensign Ro (Star Trek TNG)/Andromeda (The Iliad): I suppose there could be a thing where "Andromeda" was an alien all along; after all, "Who Mourns For Adonais?" As to whether they'd ever get together like that...

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Re: Brain Hurting Fanfic Pairer

Postby jvcc » Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:34 am

Nyperold wrote:The Shelob (LOTR)/Queen Victoria... um...

'Albert, dear Albert,' she said, but the Prince Consort did not speak. As he had run forward, eager, rejoicing to be free, Shelob with hideous speed had come behind and with one swift stroke had stung him in the neck. He lay now pale, and heard no voice, and did not move.

'Albert, dear Albert!' said Queen Victoria, and through a long silence waited, listening in vain.

Then as quickly as she could she cut away the binding cords and laid her head upon Prince Albert's breast and to his mouth, but no stir of life could she find, nor feel the faintest flutter of the heart. Often she chafed her husband's hands and feet, and touched his brow, but all were cold.

'Albert, Prince Consort!' she called. 'Don't leave us here alone! It's your Victoria calling. Don't go where we can't follow! Wake up, Prince Consort! O wake up, Albert, our dear, our dear. Wake up!'
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