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fanelian · Postby **fanelian** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:00 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:Yeah, but then you have two bare cookie wafers that get no love.

Lies, lies!!! I love them all cookies! Except those hard ones with raisins on them. I don't love those, I simply eat them.

giantsfan97 · Postby **giantsfan97** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:06 pm

fanelian wrote:I don't love those, I simply eat them.

Chrono Crow · Postby **Chrono Crow** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:58 pm

Oh, you silly messican girls. Always eating. And still managing to stay adorable.

Circuitous · Postby **Circuitous** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:30 pm

Is that racist?

I just like asking that.

I don't really like cookies.

Chrono Crow · Postby **Chrono Crow** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:38 pm

No, racist would be if I ended that sentence with ". . .and growing ever ugly so rapidly." I suppose if you look at the stereotypic aspect, then yeah, I'm a huge racist. But personally, I find it pretty dang admirable if someone can eat a lot and maintain their looks. Lord knows us white people suck at that.

Saltine · Postby **Saltine** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:36 am

Yeah, unfortunately, blanket statements about a race are racist, even if they're nice things. You know: Asians are smart; Black people are athletic; Mexicans are able to consume large quantities of food without losing their figures; Jews can tap dance with the best of 'em; Croats don't sit in front of you in a movie theater; Pacific Islanders have an uncanny knack for being able to give you change for a dollar when the dang vending machine won't take bills that have even one fold in them; etc.

Chrono Crow · Postby **Chrono Crow** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:09 pm

BUT WHITE PEOPLE ARE FAT AND UGLY SO I HATE MY OWN RACE, TOO!

Kerberos · Postby **Kerberos** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:35 pm

It's impossible to be racist against rich Caucasian males in America. Did you know that?

Zombie Protestor · Postby **Zombie Protestor** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:41 pm

Saltine, don't forget that Jews make great accountants and agents!

Saltine · Postby **Saltine** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:13 am

while tap dancing.

Lisle · Postby **Lisle** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:19 am

But, but, but, it was "Jesus tap dancin' Christ!"

ARGH! MY RELIGIOUS VALUES!!!!

Zombie Protestor · Postby **Zombie Protestor** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:21 pm

Well, I'm not sure when I missed it, but the latest OOTS has a reference to our beast with two backs. I wonder if Rich Burlew reads our humble comics...

Chrono Crow · Postby **Chrono Crow** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:04 pm

If Rich wanted to reference us, don't you think he'd have gone with something more popular with the site? I'm assuming it's just a really nasty euphemism, like Belkar's known for.

Zombie Protestor · Postby **Zombie Protestor** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:29 pm

You do so like to wreck my dreams, don't you?

Chrono Crow · Postby **Chrono Crow** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:45 pm

Only all the time.

fanelian · Postby **fanelian** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:55 am

Lisle wrote:But, but, but, it was "Jesus tap dancin' Christ!"

ARGH! MY RELIGIOUS VALUES!!!!

Jesus was a Jew, too, after all...

Edit:

Oh, Google just told meI'm not supposed to say "Jew"

Chrono Crow · Postby **Chrono Crow** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:34 am

Hahaha. When Google gets an opinion, it's time to find a new search engine. Imagine all of the porn searches that'll be met with "Shame on you. You can't see it, but I'm wagging my finger!"

James · Postby **James** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:36 am

It's not quite like that. Some anti-Semites Googlewhacked some anti-Semetic website with the word 'Jew'. Jew Watch, in fact. It still comes up as the second result. I agree that it's a bit weird when tools like search engines start expressing opinions, but I can handle it when they're trying to explain why a hate group's website comes up so high in a search for a religion.

EDIT: OK, they claim not to be a hate group. There are definitely sinister undertones associated with any website ending with 'Watch', though, so I'm not sure you should trust them on that.

Postby **PonderThis** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:58 am

James wrote:EDIT: OK, they claim not to be a hate group. There are definitely sinister undertones associated with any website ending with 'Watch', though, so I'm not sure you should trust them on that.

I think you had it right the first time. Most hate groups claim they aren't hate groups. Don't judge them by their opinions of themselves, judge them by what they do. And while I have admittedly read very little about them, what little I have read tends to reinforce the idea that they are indeed a hate group.

That's my two small copper-plated zinc coins' worth, anyway.

maychorian · Postby **maychorian** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:16 pm

I'm gonna go ahead and agree with Ponder. Looks like hate to me. Disgusting.

James · Postby **James** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:56 pm

I didn't say it wasn't. I did say that you probably couldn't trust their claim that they're not.

Chrono Crow · Postby **Chrono Crow** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:10 pm

James wrote:I didn't say it wasn't. I did say that you probably couldn't trust their claim that they're not.

NO YOU DIDN'T! YOU OBVIOUSLY SUPPORT WHITE SUPREMACY!

Zombie Protestor · Postby **Zombie Protestor** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:23 pm

James supports it in that he avidly promotes Self Supremacy.

Postby **PonderThis** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:20 pm

Zombie Protestor wrote:James supports it in that he avidly promotes Self Supremacy.

Can't argue with that logic.

James ÃƒÂ¼ber alles!

James · Postby **James** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:19 pm

In supporting self-supremacy I favour no group other than that consisting solely of me, and as such look down equally on all races and creeds.

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