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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:01 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:I thought it was a crude joke at first with the capes and wind. Then it wasn't.

Now...is it really him?


'Course.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:55 pm

That's cleared that up then. He didn't have one of those necklace things the other three had either, so that would seem to suggest so as well.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:59 pm

When the strip came out a few days ago, I thought to look back at previous comics to see what color his necklace was, and had already decided which one was him.

...yeah...
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:17 am

:( I liked Sangwaan.
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Postby PonderThis » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:59 am

Huh. I was absolutely certain that this is the real Xykon riding the zombie dragon, but something about this latest strip makes me wonder if this, too, is yet another decoy ...
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:26 pm

I'm wondering if from Belkar's dialogue (well, what the other guy said, actually) in the last panel, he gave Roy a bogus ring and Roy just jumped to his death.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:05 pm

Things are moving along a bit too rapidly, for the amount of build-up they put into it.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:31 am

Been meaning to post this, but here is my current wallpaper, which I made meself. You can have, too. It's at 1024x768.
OotS wallpaper.

Let me know if you like!
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Apr 04, 2007 3:45 am

I don't want to sift through the history, so is the archmage mentioned in the newest installment Roy's dad?
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:30 am

Chrono Crow wrote:I don't want to sift through the history, so is the archmage mentioned in the newest installment Roy's dad?
Nope.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:52 pm

Ah, gotcha.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:47 am

Hahahaha. That "bonk" in the last panel was hilarious.
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Postby PonderThis » Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:57 pm

I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!


Ya just gotta love Belkar.
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Postby Nurvingiel » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:13 pm

Hahaha, yes. Belkar wins! I don't understand why he wouldn't get XP from those hobgoblins though.

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Postby Zombie Protestor » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:41 pm

Because he's high level and they're all CR 1/2 hobgoblins. Too big of a level difference. Ideally, to figure CR for multiple creatures, you average the CR's together and add 1 for each monster. So 15 hobgoblins should be CR 15 1/2, but the DMG says that you should use common sense on things like that. After all, a 15th level character with Great Cleave can decimate 100 hobgoblins in a round, easy, if he does more damage in one shot than each has hit points, and they have all held actions until they can advance (ie hobgoblins in the squares adjacent to the character all die), which means that the character doesn't have to move between cleaves (which he cannot do anyway without special feats or a magic pair of boots I saw once).

Picture a blender that hobgoblins just keep on walking into and you get the idea.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:24 pm

lol great cleavage
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Postby Kerberos » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:56 am

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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:52 am

Wait. . . something's up. Roy's dead, but things are a bit too casual. Nah, he's gonna come back. There'll be a long scene with him and his dad, and somehow, he'll revive.
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Postby PonderThis » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:20 pm

They killed Roy! Those bastards!

Meanwhile, I'm certain he'll be back. All the currently unresolved plot points makes me think we have many years of OOTS to go yet, and there's no way Burlew is gonna permanently off the main antagonist right now.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:37 pm

Yeah. He'll be back. There'll be a wizard somewhere.

There will be...won't there? :cry:
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:41 pm

He'll obviously be talking to his dad soon. Something will come of that.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:43 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:Wait. . . something's up. Roy's dead, but things are a bit too casual. Nah, he's gonna come back. There'll be a long scene with him and his dad, and somehow, he'll revive.


Considering the cleric can raise dead quite easily.

On another note, I have gone back through and re-read all of Erfworld. The first time through, I tried following it, got about 10 pages in, and decided I didn't like it. Now that I gave it a chance, it's actually really good.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:45 pm

I didn't like Erfworld. The Chinese Elmer Fudd pronunciation gets really annoying after a while. Plus, the characters can't decide whether they're stupid or not.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:50 pm

I too don't like it, but my reason is much stupider. I just never got into it. It was too much of a change.
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Postby fanelian » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:25 pm

Oh, He's really dead :shock: but I believe he'll be back.
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