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Re: video clip
by jvcc » Sat Jun 18, 2011 1:21 pm
Yes please.
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Re: video clip
by sum yun gai » Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:08 am
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Re: video clip
by ntw3001 » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:31 am
I don't usually like my food rotating, but I guess I can make an exception for this.
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Re: video clip
by Binkatron5000 » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:29 pm
That was cool!
Not even a bbq spit roast?
I was going to find a delicious roasted chicken or pork slab image but then Google Images informed me that "spit roast" is slang for something quite sexual. And I don't think it is relevant to the point I am trying to make: rotated food? YUM!
ntw3001 wrote:I don't usually like my food rotating, but I guess I can make an exception for this.
Not even a bbq spit roast?
I was going to find a delicious roasted chicken or pork slab image but then Google Images informed me that "spit roast" is slang for something quite sexual. And I don't think it is relevant to the point I am trying to make: rotated food? YUM!
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Re: video clip
by ntw3001 » Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:25 pm
Binkatron5000 wrote:That was cool!ntw3001 wrote:I don't usually like my food rotating, but I guess I can make an exception for this.
Not even a bbq spit roast?
Well I don't usually eat those during rotation, still on the spit like candy floss (sort of). Certainly, at the point of eating, it's commonly stationary.
I guess it could be stationary and rotating, but why would uh
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Re: video clip
by sum yun gai » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:46 pm
three way intersection
also....
michelle bachman is proud to be from the same town as john wayne ....gacy
also....
michelle bachman is proud to be from the same town as john wayne ....gacy
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Re: video clip
by loofah » Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:28 pm
Not that I'm in the habit of defending Michelle Bachman (because she's totally from Crazytown, Iowa), but that's a simple mistake. Making the assertion that she meant John Wayne Gacy is ridiculous.sum yun gai wrote:michelle bachman is proud to be from the same town as john wayne ....gacy
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Re: video clip
by Skimba » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:35 am
She only meant she has the same psycho-killer instinct is all.
I know that is not what she meant, but I laughed and laughed and the situation anyway. But if she does have that instinct in her, she may do very very well.
I know that is not what she meant, but I laughed and laughed and the situation anyway. But if she does have that instinct in her, she may do very very well.
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Re: video clip
by Clueless » Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:42 am
Null wrote:I think it's a parallel to "Nero fiddles while Rome burns."
"The Emperor air-guitars while his realm atomizes."
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Re: video clip
by PonderThis » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:02 am
Some people have trouble with parallel parking. Other people make it look so easy.
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Re: video clip
by chrismachine » Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:33 pm
Both of those were excellent, but the second got a bigger laugh for sure.
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Re: video clip
by Clueless » Fri Jul 29, 2011 8:32 am
Null wrote:I think it's a parallel to "Nero fiddles while Rome burns."
"The Emperor air-guitars while his realm atomizes."
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Re: video clip
by PonderThis » Sat Jul 30, 2011 5:16 pm
Skimba wrote:HOLY poopcakes - WHAT THE HELL?
I could see doing that if they're willing to pay me $9.99 a month.
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Re: video clip
by ntw3001 » Sat Aug 06, 2011 4:01 am
This was related to something Jemry linked on Facebook and now I am linking it here.
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Re: video clip
by Binkatron5000 » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:01 pm
ntw3001 wrote:This was related to something Jemry linked on Facebook and now I am linking it here.
The woman sobbing is what did it for me
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Re: video clip
by Zombie Protestor » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:58 pm
Awesome electric violin cover of System of a Down's Toxicity
Also, I posted this on facebook but here it is again: Happy Hot Dog Man commercial.
Some points:
1) At 0:33, the kid's expression and vocal tone looks more like he's telling his mom that her meth addiction is destroying the family.
2) At 1:23, the ketchup-barfing and mustard-nasal-spewing begins.
Also, I posted this on facebook but here it is again: Happy Hot Dog Man commercial.
Some points:
1) At 0:33, the kid's expression and vocal tone looks more like he's telling his mom that her meth addiction is destroying the family.
2) At 1:23, the ketchup-barfing and mustard-nasal-spewing begins.
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Re: video clip
by James » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:42 pm
Two thoughts:
1) If you don't need to leave the thing on during cooking, why would you need more than one? What's the point of the four-pack offer?
2) Couldn't the same effect be easily achieved with a knife?
I guess that's how all that as-seen-on-TV stuff goes.
1) If you don't need to leave the thing on during cooking, why would you need more than one? What's the point of the four-pack offer?
2) Couldn't the same effect be easily achieved with a knife?
I guess that's how all that as-seen-on-TV stuff goes.
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Re: video clip
by Zombie Protestor » Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:05 pm
Video trailer for Green with Envy. Looks interesting.
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Re: video clip
by ntw3001 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:50 pm
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Re: video clip
by EvilJekyll » Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:52 pm
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Re: video clip
by ntw3001 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:07 pm
I was going for the 'rather than her left breast' angle. What I should have done was put 'guitar' in italics.
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Re: video clip
by EvilJekyll » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:17 pm
ntw3001 wrote:
I was going for the 'rather than her left breast' angle. What I should have done was put 'guitar' in italics.
D'oh
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Re: video clip
by ntw3001 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:31 pm
In hindsight, it really wasn't clear. I would guess that most people would have read it the same way.
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