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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:37 pm

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Chrono Crow wrote:http://babbys.ytmnd.com/

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.


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The only problem I had with this one is that they actually said "children" when the text clearly reads "chrilden".
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Postby James » Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:02 pm

It's surprisingly hard not to correct things as you read them. I'm speaking from experience.

That may also be because I AM STUPID AND READ SLOWER THAN SPEAK SO FILL IN GAPS WITH HEAD. Well, I'm not sure that I actually read slower than I talk, but I tend to backtrack quite a lot.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:50 am

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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:54 am

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:18 am

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Postby PonderThis » Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:49 am

Chrono Crow wrote:http://casablanca.ytmnd.com/

Stupid Rick made him play it aGAIN. :x

Actually, it was kind of funny ...
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:02 am

Self-promotion time! I was inspired by that babbys thing to make this (though I actually recorded the audio itself years ago):
http://linkinparkhatemail.ytmnd.com/

Um, non-work-safe audio by the way. Scarily enough, this was only the tip of the iceberg for this guy (if you're really interested I did a much lengthier recitation of a similar rant in which he also threatens to strip off Linkin Park-haters' clothes and tie them up to the Big Ben, and offers the sage advice "if you are SICK, go see a DOCTOR").
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Postby ntw3001 » Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:13 am

Haha. I don't think that fellow quite has a handle on the meaning of the word 'ingenious'.
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:02 am

I'm pretty sure he's also not clear on the meanings of "eluded" or "irrepressible". Although, I guess saying "anti-Linkin Park fans" are impossible to control almost makes sense.

That part and "you haters sucks to the toilet bowl" were probably the hardest lines to deliver without cracking up.
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Postby ntw3001 » Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:15 am

quetzalcoatlus wrote:I'm pretty sure he's also not clear on the meanings of "eluded" or "irrepressible".


Haha. I didn't even notice those ones. Also ALL YOU HATERS CAN GO TO THE SHITS or whatever.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:33 am

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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:24 pm

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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:47 pm

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Postby kzager » Fri May 16, 2008 6:15 pm

This is the best one I've seen in a while:

http://vaderlive.ytmnd.com/

With audio from
http://gawker.com/5008668/bill-oreilly- ... resurfaces
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Postby sum yun gai » Mon May 19, 2008 8:18 pm

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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon May 19, 2008 8:50 pm

He's not very good. There's another guy who does YTMND dramatic readings really well.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Mon May 19, 2008 10:09 pm

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Postby James » Tue May 20, 2008 2:19 pm

I'd do that better if I could get all the way through, but I doubt I could. It's such a sprawling mess. A beautiful sprawling mess.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:29 am

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Postby cshaobup858461 » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:20 am

Is scam product A and scam product B the same meann??
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Postby Saltine » Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:19 am

Honestly, random spambot-posted links are no worse than YTMND links.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:47 pm

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I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:42 am

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