Heh! I'm not into sour myself, but hey...
Ummm... okay, a Micro Mouth should makes you lips pucker, temporarily take out your vocal cords (without ...um... entering your trachea...?), and suppress your appetite.
Cybernetic Vernon. I guess it would make you condone things.
Looking at stevenf's comics:
HEATH WARNING. It should probably involve the candy bar.
Kinkade's FIRST Snowman. It should be cold and served in a lit glass. A pint of light.
Swallowing a hotdog o nthe farm
Your Life Ins. Company PRAYS you will NEVER DRINK this.
Viking Art Gallery
house and the sheds
"Pharaoh, are there plagues ahead? If there are, we'll all be dead!"