Heh! I'm not into sour myself, but hey...
Ummm... okay, a Micro Mouth should makes you lips pucker, temporarily take out your vocal cords (without ...um... entering your trachea...?), and suppress your appetite.
Cybernetic Vernon. I guess it would make you condone things.
Looking at stevenf's comics:
HEATH WARNING. It should probably involve the candy bar.
Kinkade's FIRST Snowman. It should be cold and served in a lit glass. A pint of light.
Swallowing a hotdog o nthe farm
Your Life Ins. Company PRAYS you will NEVER DRINK this.
Viking Art Gallery
house and the sheds
No giant couch will save you from the horde.