Drinks inspired by web comics

[stevenf]

Hey I just found this list of drinks inspired by webcomics .

To my surprise, there was a Spamusement section. To my dismay, it was empty.

[Nik]

Come on, we've got enough drunks here!


Who wants to create the Cabinet Sanchez?

[ntw3001]

I could say 'Cabinet Sanchez' Instead of 'Pirate Brew' for any bizarre and revolting washing-up-bowl 'cocktail' we make?

We intend to perfect the pirate brew during the next year of uni. When we discover the perfect combination, I'll post it here and it shall be called the 'Cabinet Sanchez'. Is that good with everyone?

[Dusk]

OMG it's like a candy shop.

If I may:

Eggplant Mike
In a tall glass:
1 shot blue curacao
1 shot raspberry cordial
2 shots vodka
1 shot galliano
Crushed ice
Shake
Lemonade to taste.
Slice of aubergine for decoration.

Dusk Bringer
In a Hi-ball glass:
Pineapple or grapefruit or orange juice
1 shot Bombay Sapphire gin
1 shot white rum
1/2 shot lime juice
Shake
1tsp grenadine
Crushed ice
Slice of lime

[Dusk]

I once had a really nice sparkling shiraz. Seriously.
A Cabinet Sanchez would have to be mulled wine or Lambrusco or something.
hehe I looked for some wine mixes and found this Klingon Blood Wine!

[Dusk]

OH THAT'S RIGHT!
NONE OF YOU STRAIGHT EDGED FREAKS THINK IT'S COOL TO DRINK.
WELL, I GOTTA MESSAGE FOR YOU, YA BUMS.
::Slams down an Eggplant Mike::
>BRAAARRP<

I.. I love you guys. ::cries uncontrollably::


::vomits::

[SemiNomad]

I don't drink either, but i am still fascinated by alcohol, so i endorse this project. We've got an Eggplant Mike, but we still need a definitive Cabinet Sanchez as well as a Troy Powell (some kind of weird martini, maybe).

But we don't have to stop there. We can also include characters from Spamusement: Expanded Universe, such as:

Red Skivvy Guy
Toilet Woman
Angry Guy (or whatever that one stick figure dude was called)
Luis
Pedophile Priest
Ronald and Grimace
and others that i can't think of right off the top of my head

[Veepa]

I think I am qualified to be part of the expanded universe. I've used myself in enough comics.

[PonderThis]

OH THAT'S RIGHT!
NONE OF YOU STRAIGHT EDGED FREAKS THINK IT'S COOL TO DRINK.
WELL, I GOTTA MESSAGE FOR YOU, YA BUMS.
::Slams down an Eggplant Mike::
>BRAAARRP<

I.. I love you guys. ::cries uncontrollably::


::vomits::

You're a geni-- uh a genyu -- er a jeenyiss -- um I mean

Brilliant!

[kupo]

lol interesting. But, without a doubt, Spamusement NEEDS something.

A kupo, of course, would be a pina colada with a cherry placed on top, stem side down.

[giantsfan97]

A drink named after me would presumably have a date rape drug as an ingredient.

[chrismachine]

A chrismachine would be one of two things, a beer served in a martini glass with the word "martini" printed on it for the irony, or else a drink that was somehow sarcastic. I don't know if drinks can be sarcastic, but if they can, there should be one in my name.

[Nik]

A Nik would be a carbonated amaretto sour. Probably with soda water, I suppose.

[Dusk]

Hmm interesting. I'm gonna stock up on booze and try to come up with a Cabinet Sanchez this weekend.

No, no.. don't worry.
I know it'll be tough.. but I'll be ok.
It's time I took one for the team.

Oh and, NTW, home-made B52s are cheap, can be made in large quantities and chicks dig sweet, alcoholic drinks.

[James]

OH THAT'S RIGHT!
NONE OF YOU STRAIGHT EDGED FREAKS THINK IT'S COOL TO DRINK.

When I was in primary school there was a thing called lurgy where someone would tag someone and say "LURGY!" and then they'd have the lurgy, unless they'd written an X on their hand which was called an "injection for life", despite the fact that people had to keep redoing them. Sometimes people would do loads, which in retrospect doesn't make much sense. It was all very silly. Anyway, does that mean we're all straight edgers?

It's about time I changed my name to xjamesx. Then I'd be cool.

Toilet Woman

I'm fairly sure the word "toilet" should never appear in the name of anything meant for human consumption.

Angry Guy (or whatever that one stick figure dude was called)

I liked him. Where's he gone?

[giantsfan97]

OH THAT'S RIGHT!
NONE OF YOU STRAIGHT EDGED FREAKS THINK IT'S COOL TO DRINK.

Actually last Saturday night I got extremely drunk. Good times.

[mulpis]

My hubby already uses my name to describe a drink. A "mulpis" is simply a whole bottle of white zinfandel.

[Binkatron5000]

... hehe I looked for some wine mixes and found this Klingon Blood Wine!

*marvels*

[ntw3001]

An ntw3001 could be, uhh... a Captain morgan and Coke?

Morgan's Spiced and Dr. Pepper?

Well, Angry Man could be eight pints of Stella.

[James]

Well, Angry Man could be eight pints of Stella.

Hahahahaha!

[Dusk]

*marvels*

hehe I love it when an oldy pops their head in to say hello.
Eight pints of Stella! lol
Well, I didn't have a chance to do the Cabinet Sanchez thing this weekend. Maybe the next.

[Nurvingiel]

I found this thread while trying to find a Spamusement with the priest and the candy bar and the little boy, but anyway...

This thread is awesome!

A Nurvingiel would be a half-empty beer, because I ned more! Haaaaa!

Just kidding, I don't know what my drink would be. Something strong, so I can drink it while eating fermented foods like surströmming or glitna.

[Lisle]

A Lisle, I am sad to report would mix tequila to broken feet at this ratio

10:1

[yankee]

The yankee would be that drink that makes you wake up in the lawn the next morning wearing only someone else's underwear...

[catastrophile]

in the lawn

Like, buried?