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Drinks inspired by web comics

Postby stevenf » Sat Aug 05, 2006 5:30 pm

Hey I just found this list of drinks inspired by webcomics .

To my surprise, there was a Spamusement section. To my dismay, it was empty.
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Postby Nik » Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:03 pm

Come on, we've got enough drunks here!


Who wants to create the Cabinet Sanchez?
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Postby ntw3001 » Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:12 pm

I could say 'Cabinet Sanchez' Instead of 'Pirate Brew' for any bizarre and revolting washing-up-bowl 'cocktail' we make?

We intend to perfect the pirate brew during the next year of uni. When we discover the perfect combination, I'll post it here and it shall be called the 'Cabinet Sanchez'. Is that good with everyone?
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Postby Dusk » Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:17 pm

OMG it's like a candy shop.

If I may:

Eggplant Mike
In a tall glass:
1 shot blue curacao
1 shot raspberry cordial
2 shots vodka
1 shot galliano
Crushed ice
Shake
Lemonade to taste.
Slice of aubergine for decoration.

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In a Hi-ball glass:
Pineapple or grapefruit or orange juice
1 shot Bombay Sapphire gin
1 shot white rum
1/2 shot lime juice
Shake
1tsp grenadine
Crushed ice
Slice of lime
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Postby Dusk » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:03 am

I once had a really nice sparkling shiraz. Seriously.
A Cabinet Sanchez would have to be mulled wine or Lambrusco or something.
hehe I looked for some wine mixes and found this Klingon Blood Wine!
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Postby Dusk » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:26 pm

OH THAT'S RIGHT!
NONE OF YOU STRAIGHT EDGED FREAKS THINK IT'S COOL TO DRINK.
WELL, I GOTTA MESSAGE FOR YOU, YA BUMS.
::Slams down an Eggplant Mike::
>BRAAARRP<

I.. I love you guys. ::cries uncontrollably::


::vomits::
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Postby SemiNomad » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:56 pm

I don't drink either, but i am still fascinated by alcohol, so i endorse this project. We've got an Eggplant Mike, but we still need a definitive Cabinet Sanchez as well as a Troy Powell (some kind of weird martini, maybe).

But we don't have to stop there. We can also include characters from Spamusement: Expanded Universe, such as:

Red Skivvy Guy
Toilet Woman
Angry Guy (or whatever that one stick figure dude was called)
Luis
Pedophile Priest
Ronald and Grimace
and others that i can't think of right off the top of my head
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Postby Veepa » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:28 am

I think I am qualified to be part of the expanded universe. I've used myself in enough comics.
Long live the new flesh.
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:40 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:OH THAT'S RIGHT!
NONE OF YOU STRAIGHT EDGED FREAKS THINK IT'S COOL TO DRINK.
WELL, I GOTTA MESSAGE FOR YOU, YA BUMS.
::Slams down an Eggplant Mike::
>BRAAARRP<

I.. I love you guys. ::cries uncontrollably::


::vomits::

You're a geni-- uh a genyu -- er a jeenyiss -- um I mean

Brilliant!
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Postby kupo » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:12 pm

lol interesting. But, without a doubt, Spamusement NEEDS something.

A kupo, of course, would be a pina colada with a cherry placed on top, stem side down.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:24 pm

A drink named after me would presumably have a date rape drug as an ingredient.
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby chrismachine » Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:07 pm

A chrismachine would be one of two things, a beer served in a martini glass with the word "martini" printed on it for the irony, or else a drink that was somehow sarcastic. I don't know if drinks can be sarcastic, but if they can, there should be one in my name.
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Postby Nik » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:38 am

A Nik would be a carbonated amaretto sour. Probably with soda water, I suppose.
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Postby Dusk » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:58 am

Hmm interesting. I'm gonna stock up on booze and try to come up with a Cabinet Sanchez this weekend.

No, no.. don't worry.
I know it'll be tough.. but I'll be ok.
It's time I took one for the team.

Oh and, NTW, home-made B52s are cheap, can be made in large quantities and chicks dig sweet, alcoholic drinks. ;) ;)
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Postby James » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:58 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:OH THAT'S RIGHT!
NONE OF YOU STRAIGHT EDGED FREAKS THINK IT'S COOL TO DRINK.

When I was in primary school there was a thing called lurgy where someone would tag someone and say "LURGY!" and then they'd have the lurgy, unless they'd written an X on their hand which was called an "injection for life", despite the fact that people had to keep redoing them. Sometimes people would do loads, which in retrospect doesn't make much sense. It was all very silly. Anyway, does that mean we're all straight edgers?

It's about time I changed my name to xjamesx. Then I'd be cool.

SemiNomad wrote:Toilet Woman

I'm fairly sure the word "toilet" should never appear in the name of anything meant for human consumption.

SemiNomad wrote:Angry Guy (or whatever that one stick figure dude was called)

I liked him. Where's he gone?
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Postby giantsfan97 » Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:44 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:OH THAT'S RIGHT!
NONE OF YOU STRAIGHT EDGED FREAKS THINK IT'S COOL TO DRINK.
Actually last Saturday night I got extremely drunk. Good times.
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby mulpis » Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:01 pm

My hubby already uses my name to describe a drink. A "mulpis" is simply a whole bottle of white zinfandel.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:34 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:... hehe I looked for some wine mixes and found this Klingon Blood Wine!


*marvels*
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Postby ntw3001 » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:22 pm

An ntw3001 could be, uhh... a Captain morgan and Coke?

Morgan's Spiced and Dr. Pepper?

Well, Angry Man could be eight pints of Stella.
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Postby James » Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:33 am

ntw3001 wrote:Well, Angry Man could be eight pints of Stella.

Hahahahaha!
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Postby Dusk » Sun Aug 13, 2006 9:55 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:*marvels*

hehe I love it when an oldy pops their head in to say hello. :D
Eight pints of Stella! lol
Well, I didn't have a chance to do the Cabinet Sanchez thing this weekend. Maybe the next.
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Postby Nurvingiel » Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:47 am

I found this thread while trying to find a Spamusement with the priest and the candy bar and the little boy, but anyway...

This thread is awesome! :D

A Nurvingiel would be a half-empty beer, because I ned more! Haaaaa!

Just kidding, I don't know what my drink would be. Something strong, so I can drink it while eating fermented foods like surströmming or glitna.
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Postby Lisle » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:08 pm

A Lisle, I am sad to report would mix tequila to broken feet at this ratio

10:1
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Postby yankee » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:25 pm

The yankee would be that drink that makes you wake up in the lawn the next morning wearing only someone else's underwear...
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Postby catastrophile » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:36 pm

yankee wrote:in the lawn

Like, buried?
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