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Postby yankee » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:55 pm

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yankee wrote:in the lawn

Like, buried?


I think that would be under the lawn...
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Postby James » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:00 pm

So you've got your legs underground but your torso above ground?
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Postby traubster » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:05 pm

"The lawn" refers to a plot of grass. The lawn is in the yard.

That fat kid and his decidedly unpleasant dog is on the lawn and in the yard.
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Postby yankee » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:01 pm

James wrote:So you've got your legs underground but your torso above ground?



I was really wasted
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Postby Dusk » Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:15 am

So I made margaritas last night. Kick ass reposada and Grand Marnier ones.
A tip: When squeezing fresh lime juice and rolling a glass in fine-grain sea-salt, make sure your hands are not covered in paper and knife cuts.

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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:38 am

They look nice. I want to drink one.

I should really begin my quest to learn cocktailcrafting. And maybe I will.

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Postby kupo » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:17 pm

See, that just looks way too cold for me to drink right now. DEAR JESUS IT IS SO COLD OUT RIGHT NOW. It's like Jack Frost is punching me in the rickin'-frackin' forehead.
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Postby James » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:24 pm

James wrote:So you've got your legs underground but your torso above ground?

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Postby Nyperold » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:13 pm

Ooh, here are some interesting names for potential drinks:

Amaizing Lee
Dan Boorman
Godsealla
Hello Turbine
Karen
Red Skivvy Guy
and, of course, Troy Powell.

I imagine failed creations could be considered Uggs. Y'know, because of what you say when you experience them.
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Postby Nik » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:22 pm

What's a Karen?

I'd drink an auto-sodomizer.
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Postby Nyperold » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:27 pm

I think it involves troll's blood. Or maybe a bloody mary.
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Postby Brian » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:30 pm

A Godsealla should be some ridiculously potent shot.

And there'd be the ritual.

*shot*

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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:41 pm

Hello Turbine is an amazing name for a drink. Likewise auto-sodomizer. I want to devise drinks to go with those names.
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Postby PonderThis » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:41 pm

Nik wrote:What's a Karen?
What, you don't remember Karen? I guess Nyper was just reading the character list and picked the most interesting ones. Although why he didn't pick Premature Ejaculation, Spamputee, or Uggs is beyond me. ;)
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:17 pm

Auto-sodomizer:

2 parts Vodka
2 parts Whiskey
3 parts V8

Stir with a "vibrating massager" and serve?
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Postby kupo » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:31 pm

I think a Godsealla should be some insane, strong, vile mixture of something.

Like...a mix of some sort of vodka, Jägermeister, any American beer, any Guiness, and club soda. In a GLASS. CHUGGED.
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Postby Davidbowie » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:40 pm

Godsealla would have to involve Stag light (the most repulsive beer ever made)
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Postby Dusk » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:49 pm

kupo wrote:I think a Godsealla should be some insane, strong, vile mixture of something.


I think black sambucca, triple sec and dark ale with two of those plastic googly eyes attached to the glass.
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Postby James » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:22 pm

Nyperold wrote:I imagine failed creations could be considered Uggs. Y'know, because of what you say when you experience them.

PonderThis wrote:Although why he didn't pick [. . .] Uggs is beyond me. ;)


ntw3001 wrote:Hello Turbine is an amazing name for a drink.

By God, you're right! It's like you're greeting your oncoming doom.

ntw3001 wrote:Likewise auto-sodomizer.

Yes. It sounds like it could actually be descriptive in a metaphorical kind of way.

I also like the idea of a Dan Boorman cocktail, just because more cocktails should have people names. And Red Skivvy Guy should be red. That's an utterly boring idea, but it'd still be good with the name. HAHAHA THAT COCKTAIL IS A GUY.
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Postby kupo » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:31 pm

Haha people should start calling Shirley Temples "Red Skivvy Guys" instead.
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Postby Dusk » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:36 pm

LOL
I'll have a James.
On the rocks.

Hear that, James? I'll HAVE you. On uncomfortable rocks.
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Postby James » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:57 pm

Well if I'm face-down I suppose I can kind of try to bend to fit. But I'm really regretting my lack of cushioning fat.

Hahaha, the Duskbringer should be something that knocks you out.
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Postby Dusk » Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:23 pm

James wrote:Hahaha, the Duskbringer should be something that knocks you out.

Are you saying my posts put you to sleep?

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Postby James » Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:32 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:Are you saying my posts put you to sleep?

No. I'm hoping you did get it, but in case anyone didn't: DUSK. BRINGER.
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Postby Dusk » Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:42 pm

James wrote:No. I'm hoping you did get it, but in case anyone didn't: DUSK. BRINGER.


Oh, well thank you Mr. PONDERTHIS. lol j/k
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