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Postby ntw3001 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:52 am

I just thought you were talking about Dusk knocking you out and having you on the rocks. I didn't like the real reason.

I made a Luigi drink at a party once. I was foul. It involved absinthe, and I think... Archers... and probably some other stuff. It had a green hat. A perfect shade of Luigi green.

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Postby Zombie Protestor » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:29 pm

Haha this is what I thought

"Time to try this drink of yours."
*fwak, fwak*
"Ow! What the? Arrows? Are the archers necessary?"
"Yes. Now fire at will."
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Postby Nyperold » Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:58 pm

Oh, hey, how about Zombie Protestor as a drink name? There's already a Zombie...

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Postby Zombie Protestor » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:06 pm

Zombie:
1 part white rum
1 part golden rum
1 part dark rum
1 part apricot brandy
1 part pineapple juice
1 part papaya juice
½ part 151-proof rum
Dash of Grenadine or other syrup

Zombie Protestor
As above, except add twice recommended dose of liquid laxative. Your stomach will do the protesting.
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Postby Dusk » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:08 pm

hahaha
I once set fire to a guy with Bacardi 151.
Good times.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:36 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:hahaha
I once set fire to a guy with Bacardi 151.
Good times.


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Postby Nik » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:44 pm

BWAHAHAHA!
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Postby Dusk » Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:49 pm

LOL!

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Postby Gelatine Cow » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:28 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:LOL!

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I once did this with a can of deodorant.
To myself.
On purpose.

Provided you get a proper coating and put it out before it all burns away, you don't get burnt. I missed a bit on my little finger, so it hurt a bit. :(

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Postby fanelian » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:06 am

Hey, that wiki page is still empty! I don't know how to make any drinks, but I would assume that the Cabinet Sanchez to have some Tequila in it.

And I'd definetely would try a "Dusk Bringer" and even a "Zombie protestor" they make good drink names.
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Postby Dusk » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:03 am

fanelian wrote:And I'd definetely would try a "Dusk Bringer"


:oops:
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Postby James » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:36 am

A friend of mine set fire to his hand in a chemistry lesson and didn't even notice at first.
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Postby ntw3001 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:50 am

Gelatine Cow wrote:
Dusk Bringer wrote:LOL!

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I once did this with a can of deodorant.
To myself.
On purpose.

Provided you get a proper coating and put it out before it all burns away, you don't get burnt. I missed a bit on my little finger, so it hurt a bit. :(


My brother has an airzooka, and he filled it with deodorant and they made fire with it and it was a flame blaster weapon and they fired it across the living room and he showed me the video. Now the airzooka is broken because the fire burned the elastic.

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Postby Dusk » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:58 am

ntw3001 wrote:My brother has an airzooka, and he filled it with deodorant and they made fire with it and it was a flame blaster weapon and they fired it across the living room and he showed me the video. Now the airzooka is broken because the fire burned the elastic.

That's an awesome story.
Is there any chance you can share the video?
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Postby ntw3001 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:46 am

Hmm. I'll look into it. It's only about five seconds long.

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Postby giantsfan97 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:41 pm

Who wants to try the giantsfan97?

Water + Rohypnol
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Postby kupo » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:47 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:Who wants to try the giantsfan97?

Water + Rohypnol


That's exactly what I was thinking. ;)
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Postby ntw3001 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:04 pm

I'm thinking to go drinking at my cocktailcrafting friends' house tonight. I'll devise a recipe for Hello Turbine that'll blow you away no pun intended!

It'll be tricky, though. It mustn't be strong just for the sake of getting you drunk; that's got no style. But it probably should have some oomph. You have to drink it and feel like you've been somehow involved with a turbine.

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Postby James » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:31 pm

Oh, and how about a Penis Fountain? Or a Look What You Did? Or a 20% Summer Discount? Or something really perplexing named after that German guy whose name currently escapes me?
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Postby Nik » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:32 pm

James wrote:Oh, and how about a Penis Fountain? Or a Look What You Did? Or a 20% Summer Discount? Or something really perplexing named after that German guy whose name currently escapes me?


Darsmund!
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Postby James » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:57 pm

BARKEEP! I'LL HAVE A DARSMUND AND A TOILET WOMAN.
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Postby kupo » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:26 pm

ntw3001 wrote:You have to drink it and feel like you've been somehow involved with a turbine.


Sexually involved?!
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Postby ntw3001 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:23 pm

kupo wrote:
ntw3001 wrote:You have to drink it and feel like you've been somehow involved with a turbine.


Sexually involved?!


If you insist. It's really a judgement call.

Anyway, I didn't end up doing any cocktailcrafting tonight. I went to my friend's house and we went out on a Pearce Brosnan themed bar crawl. As the only one not sporting a cusom-made Pearce Brosnan shirt, I was quite out of place. In the end, some people left early and the night was killed off easily. However... James, are you aware of Reds? We went there and drank questionable cocktails (questionable, but still amongst the best in Lancaster; it's not a hotbed of awesome cocktail-making), and two of us lay on the glass floor so the other two could see us downstairs. The woman was trying to clean up, and she was not impressed. Soon, though I'm going out to buy cocktailcrafting equipment, and then I'll spend time perfecting the Hello Turbine. It's a pet project of mine now.

Also, this is actually sixteen seconds long. It's not as exciting as you might hope though.

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Postby James » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:38 pm

ntw3001 wrote:James, are you aware of Reds?

I don't think so, unless it's that vodka place. No, wait, that's Vodka Revolution. Then I don't think so.
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Postby ntw3001 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:42 pm

Actually, it's interesting to note that we were considering having a Communist night. We'd wear red, visit Reds, Revolution and Cuba (which opened last year), and then have nothing else to push the theme. Ideas, anyone?

Actually, thinking about it, we could maybe display a noticeable hostility towards Merchants'. That would kind of fit in.


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