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Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:08 pm

jeffseadot wrote:Meh... I'm not really into chicks, so I have a hard time figuring out if they're hot or not. Also, that cupcake looks delicious.


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Postby Do The Unstuck! » Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:20 pm

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I'd say this is more of "a little bit of both"

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Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:03 pm

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On the same page as these banners:

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Postby bottlecap » Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:48 pm

Cupcakes are better "roll" models anyway....
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Postby Lambs_Cows_Lambs » Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:30 pm

Sister Pink wrote: Oprah? Ghandi?


Ghandi following Oprah is just as depressing as the concept for that banner.
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Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:21 pm

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Postby Matthew » Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:52 pm

gripe water?...
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Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:56 pm

Made of real gripes.
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Postby James » Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:22 pm

When my nephew had colic he was given gripe water.
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Postby mulpis » Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:16 pm

James wrote:When my nephew had colic he was given gripe water.


Understand that in the states, we've never heard of gripe water. I have heard of it because of all the baby-spam I've gotten ('natural miracle from Europe!'), but I thought it was funny at first, too. We give soy to colicy babies here.
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Postby James » Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:26 pm

I'd never heard of it either until my sister started chucking it down his throat.
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Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:20 pm

mulpis wrote:baby-spam I've gotten ('natural miracle from Europe!')

Aphrodisiac made from actual babies!
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Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:43 am

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It said "your e-mail campaign was not delivered". BUT HOWEVER SHOULD I DEFEAT ROBONAPOLEON AT HEAVYWATERLOO
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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:40 am

I thought this whole thread was new in the few days I've been doing important awesome rollercoaster things you sad sacks with your boring lives couldn't possibly imagine and I can't tell you about because it's all secret spy stuff, and I was all 'Hey, Jonas returns! And that guy with the hat... wait a second, why would he come back, he's surely not going to come back', then I woke up and I was alone and nobody had come back after all.

Also, that link seems to be missing some zazz. Unless it's been fixed while I wrote this.
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Postby Kerberos » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:54 am

Stuart has the bad habit of posting pictures that appear as a stupid piece of paper with stupid colored polygons in it.
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Postby catastrophile » Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:45 pm

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Postby James » Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:12 pm

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Hahaha. GET TO IT.

I like that even if it had been an OS or program name it wouldn't have made a whole lot of sense.
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Postby sum yun gai » Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:12 pm

catastrophile wrote:NO F@CKING WAY.


whoa, you live within blocks of two different people i know :shock: :shock: one of them thinks that area is "the ghetto" because homeless guys go through her trash...
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Postby chrismachine » Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:30 pm

hahaha, that picture reminds me of the game apples to apples, because Rosa Parks is one of the names we abuse most in that game, along with Anne Frank. Yeah, it sounds terrible, unless you've played the game. then it really IS terrible.
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Postby catastrophile » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:10 am

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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:12 am

Uh.....What?
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Postby catastrophile » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:40 am

The new CatGenie Self-Washing Cat Turlet will overturn your potted plants, cough up a hairball on your pillow, and wipe its poopy ass on the carpet! BUT GOD FORBID YOU GET IT WET. :x

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Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:50 pm

Before I viewed this thread, it had exactly 20,000 views.

People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
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Postby catastrophile » Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:29 pm

Somebody with admin status needs to move the ad threads to the Internets forum.

This was part of a John McCain flash ad over the Flash Games Thread:

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This was on a different site, altogether -- I don't remember where, but they certainly have my attention:

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Postby MysticalDescent » Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:41 pm

Worse still, I initially read lucrative as lubricative.
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