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Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:36 am

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Postby Skimba » Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:03 am

heehee...I was going to make a spamusement comic similar to this.
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Postby IanC » Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:36 pm

Its the baby's face that does it.
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Postby kzager » Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:36 am

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I imagine the quiz would be something like "Q1) have you even caught your man sleeping with another dude?"
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Postby IanC » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:51 pm

Dear lord i have a highly defective gaydar and I can tell the guy in that ad is gay!!
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Postby katzenkoenig » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:07 pm

IanC wrote:Dear lord i have a highly defective gaydar and I can tell the guy in that ad is gay!!


so Q1) should actually be "Is this your husband/boyfriend" ?
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:37 pm

katzenkoenig wrote:
IanC wrote:Dear lord i have a highly defective gaydar and I can tell the guy in that ad is gay!!


so Q1) should actually be "Is this your husband/boyfriend" ?


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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:50 pm

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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:26 am

HOW EMO ARE YOU JECK?
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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:55 am

I think my favourite part is the razorblade with blood on it.
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Postby catastrophile » Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:09 pm

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Also, if we're moving threads around, this is a prime candidate to be shuffled over to the Internets forum.
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Postby kzager » Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:23 pm

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Postby sum yun gai » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:11 pm

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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby IanC » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:12 pm

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Postby kzager » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:28 pm

uniformed.... what?
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:35 pm

I read that as "uninformed". Heh. Who wants to date clueless people!? CLICK HERE!
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Postby Clueless » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:40 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:I read that as "uninformed".

Same here, but I only misread the second uniformed. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why someone would want to date uninformed proffessionals, and what uniforms had to do with it.
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:49 pm

Clueless wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:I read that as "uninformed".

Same here, but I only misread the second uniformed. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why someone would want to date uninformed professionals, and what uniforms had to do with it.

Perhaps uninformed professionals tend to be uniformly stupid? :|
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby IanC » Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:39 pm

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Erm, wtf?
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Postby MysticalDescent » Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:19 pm

I saw that. Threw me a bit.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:45 pm

PonderThis wrote:Perhaps uninformed professionals tend to be uniformly stupid? :|

IanC wrote:like Christians?


Heh heh heh...
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Postby Nyperold » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:07 am

I'll take "In Name Only" for $300, Alex.
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby IanC » Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:59 pm

More dating ads from Facebook.

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(caught a mouseover tool tip when i took a screenshot of this one...)

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I know Facebook just picks up ads based on your profile... but its getting really annoying to have dating ads like these pushed on me.
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby jvcc » Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:57 pm

My relationship status isn't even single and I get those all the time.
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Re: Ads on anywarez

Postby Scott5114 » Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:09 am

I saw an ad which read "What Do You Smell Like To Edward Cullen? Click here!" I had explained to me that Edward Cullen is a character from some show, but I laughed at it, because it would definitely make the perfect title to a game show. Imagine it....Gene Wood belting out:

"Today these three contestants will win thousands of dollars in cash and prizes as they battle it out to become today's champ...on...WHAT DO YOU SMELL LIKE TO EDWARD CULLEN? And now here's the host of What Do You Smell Like To Edward Cullen....WIIIIIIIINK MARTINDALE!!!"
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