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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby badplantmommy » Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:17 am

Awww, brokenlegged kitteh is cute!
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby PonderThis » Wed Mar 17, 2010 8:33 am

I figured this beared repeating ...
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:18 pm

Since you like heem so much, I have procured a little more broken legged kitteh for you.

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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby PonderThis » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:20 pm

That last one is funny because kitties like exploring paper bags and that's funny. :D

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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Dusk » Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:04 am

quetzalcoatlus wrote:My sister adopted a broken-legged cat from a shelter.
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Mon Mar 29, 2010 6:03 pm

I have now gotten the word that Broken Legged Kitteh's official name is Tugs. You know, if you were in suspense about it.
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Postby sum yun gai » Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:17 pm

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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Apr 07, 2010 1:01 am


I don't know how to feel about this. Initial reaction was laughter, but then it just kinda got creepy. And then I tried to picture kitty in a suit and kept noting ways in which the proportions were way off from a human... and that made it a tad creepier for me.
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby ntw3001 » Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:34 am



I was happy to hear the music. It is from Cowboy Bebop, cat-themed music fans. It is called Cats On Mars. I think.

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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby jvcc » Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:58 am

I think it is adorable. ^-^ Wittle kitty wants to be a human.
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby loofah » Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:52 am

I don't think this cat is going to be adopted any time soon
Note: if you have cats in the room while watching this, it might upset them. Then you'll have to search for happy cat noises to play for them for 10 minutes while petting them.
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:01 am

loofah wrote:I don't think this cat is going to be adopted any time soon
Note: if you have cats in the room while watching this, it might upset them. Then you'll have to search for happy cat noises to play for them for 10 minutes while petting them.

Note: if you have functional eyes and ears, and kitty compassion, it might upset you. Then you'll have to search for happy kitten videos to play for 10 minutes while slowly unraveling from the fetal position.


This video is amazing, I don't know where else to put it. It's not a typical kitty video, but it's pretty dang awesome.
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby PonderThis » Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:38 am

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loofah wrote:I don't think this cat is going to be adopted any time soon
Note: if you have cats in the room while watching this, it might upset them. Then you'll have to search for happy cat noises to play for them for 10 minutes while petting them.

Note: if you have functional eyes and ears, and kitty compassion, it might upset you. Then you'll have to search for happy kitten videos to play for 10 minutes while slowly unraveling from the fetal position.

Thanks for the warning. Not gonna go anywhere near that link, nope.

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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Skimba » Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:39 am

loofah wrote:I don't think this cat is going to be adopted any time soon
Note: if you have cats in the room while watching this, it might upset them. Then you'll have to search for happy cat noises to play for them for 10 minutes while petting them.

Awwww...it's so scared.....it's just trying to defend itself from the ugly humans :cry:
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:04 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:This video is amazing, I don't know where else to put it. It's not a typical kitty video, but it's pretty dang awesome.

That is in fact pretty awesome.
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Skimba » Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:48 am

quetzalcoatlus wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:This video is amazing, I don't know where else to put it. It's not a typical kitty video, but it's pretty dang awesome.

That is in fact pretty awesome.

I meant to copmment on this, but I didn't? Hmmm...anyway, yes - it was really neat!
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby ntw3001 » Mon May 31, 2010 9:33 am

Suspended cat torso where is lower portion of cat

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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon May 31, 2010 6:58 pm

No, lasers. They cauterized it too, so you don't see any bleeding.
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby giantsfan97 » Mon May 31, 2010 8:05 pm

I'm not lying when I say I had that same background for all my school photos up until like high school.
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon May 31, 2010 8:27 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:I'm not lying when I say I had that same background for all my school photos up until like high school.

Mine were the tacky 80's paint splatter background... just like this random person's background actually.
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:50 pm

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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby PonderThis » Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:55 pm

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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby jvcc » Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:53 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:I'm not lying when I say I had that same background for all my school photos up until like high school.

Mine were the tacky 80's paint splatter background... just like this random person's background actually.

Oh, that was mine, too!
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