Kitty kitty puddumses

[ntw3001]

My cat is lost. Can you help me make a sign?

I should point out that someone unrelated to Spamusement (as far as I'm aware...) Facebooked me this link saying it was exactly what I would do. Now is the time for that person to say 'wait, that was ntw3001 all along? From the internet? Why, I never knew'

No wait, that person was from Mississippi and no spamusers are from there. I can't, off the top of my head, think of many spamusers of whose real identity I'm entirely unaware. I know sort of something about pretty much all of you people. At least, I know what country you come from. Probably.

[Binkatron5000]

[jvcc]

Hahaha, I laughed quite heartily at that photo.

The last time I was at one of friend's houses back home, I made a little pirate's hat for her cat which it suffered me to put on it. It's a very mellow cat, and it's also fond of me. When I come through the door it runs over to me, to which I inevitably respond to with an excited exclamation of, "Kitty!"

[EvilJekyll]

Hahaha, I laughed quite heartily at that photo.

[jvcc]

Hahaha, I laughed quite heartily at that photo.

You may be surprised to learn that I hadn't intended any wordplay, but was rather using the word "heartily" sincerely.

[Binkatron5000]

Hahaha, I laughed quite heartily at that photo.

You may be surprised to learn that I hadn't intended any wordplay, but was rather using the word "heartily" sincerely.

Unconscious spreading activation FTW!!!!

[Null]

I'm sure this has been posted before, but so what? It is the greatest cat video I have seen.

[chrismachine]

JeSuperDuper gave you what-for!

[Null]

Pile of kittens with special bonus

[Null]

Not sure how to describe this, but here you will see how a cat puts on a costume and thus becomes a bunny.

[Binkatron5000]

Not sure how to describe this, but here you will see how a cat puts on a costume and thus becomes a bunny.

Hah! I was flabbergasted until the very last second or two then the unnatural movement gave it away. Still, I wish kitties put on costumes!
Also your other video is adoorrable!

[Null]

Hot-tubbin', with a rubber ducky, too.

[Skimba]

Wet kitties are adorable!
This is also adorable.

[Null]

"No tummy rubs? Guilty!"

[Skimba]

Ahhh....awesome. I'd totally take my cat down and explain I'm her interpreter.

[PonderThis]

As amusing as that is I'm wondering how the cat got registered to vote in the first place.

[Binkatron5000]

[PonderThis]

So did that cat take acting lessons from Keanu Reeves or vice versa?

[Binkatron5000]

So did that cat take acting lessons from Keanu Reeves or vice versa?

Hehehe

[Binkatron5000]

You disgust me, human.

[PonderThis]

You disgust me, human.

Ha! Perfect!

[jvcc]

This isn't a cat, but LOOK AT IT:

[Binkatron5000]

It looks like it's playing an instrument!

... what is it anyways? Its ears are creepy

[jvcc]

I'm fairly certain it's a flying squirrel.


Wha-cha!

[MysticalDescent]

I'm fairly certain it's a flying squirrel.


Wha-cha!

'Flashing Squirrel' always seems a more appropriate name.

By more appropriate, I mean less appropriate.