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Postby PonderThis » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:09 pm

Skimba wrote:I'm BORED folksies....entertain me.
♫ Doobadie doo do, ba
Doobadie dah dah!
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TAH DAH!

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Postby Skimba » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:34 pm

*CLAPS*
*HOOTS*
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Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.

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Postby Skimba » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:13 pm


lol to that, but at the same time.... :x to part of the article.
Duh folks, that can happen in any case of adoption/sperm or egg donation, not just to gay/lesbian couples. :x
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Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:07 pm

Four times I've seen that article today. Fair play, you're the first person who hasn't sent me the BBC link.

They should have been based in Wales or Norfolk, there's got plenty of inter-family marriages.
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Postby chrismachine » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:17 pm

there are a pile of new people here since I posted this a year ago or so, so I'll do it again in the hopes more people will take part...

I'm playing some online risk here. good times for free.
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Postby ntw3001 » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:50 am

I remember that. The uni network wouldn't let me on. I wonder if it will now.

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Postby catastrophile » Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:09 am


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Talk about your awkward holiday gatherings. You just know one year down the road, somebody's gonna get drunk and angry and be all "SO, TELL US WHAT IT WAS LIKE BANGING YOUR SISTER!"
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:44 pm

And that's terrible.

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Postby kupo » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:42 pm



Ouch...I didn't realize atheists were so....hated.

I'm afraid to leave my house now lest I be attacked by a group of fundamentalists.
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Postby sum yun gai » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:59 pm

kupo wrote:


Ouch...I didn't realize atheists were so....hated.

I'm afraid to leave my house now lest I be attacked by a group of fundamentalists.


i'm sure you have other.... habits that fundamentalists would object to :P
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Postby IanC » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:41 pm

Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.


Hahahahaha :lol:

I've seen this before. Theres a sad one about a mother whose son came out to her, she over reacted, and he eventually killed himself :(


edit -
I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!


How fraking blind is she, lol!

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Postby loofah » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:50 pm


finally... a place that creates the same facial expression as when I read Francois' posts.
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Postby ntw3001 » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:24 am



I like it. I particularly enjoyed number five in the tiop ten 'Reasons you're a dumbass Atheist':

5. You willingly attribute all historical atrocities in Europe to a demographic that contained approximately 100% of Europeans during the period in question.


Well... uhh... yeah. Care to suggest an alternative?

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Postby Saltine » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:15 am

fstdt.com wrote:One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.
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Postby PonderThis » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:32 am

Saltine wrote:
fstdt.com wrote:One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.
BWAHAHAHAHA....breeeaaaathe....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaaa ahaaa... haaa... oh man.
Holy crap, you're right, Saltine, that's one of the funniest durned things I've read in a while.

Gee, how did we never take this into consideration before? They're absolutely right! ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:


Heh.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Skimba » Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:30 am

I finally got around to start reading this, uh, thing about christian chat room quotes.
I'm only on the 4th or 5th one and I can't decide if I want to laugh, cry or punch something. It's very disturbing if these are true statements.
I'm assuming they are because people are very disturbing.
So, the quotes.....uh, wow. Just an awful wow.
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Postby sum yun gai » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:16 pm

Skimba wrote:I finally got around to start reading this, uh, thing about christian chat room quotes.
I'm only on the 4th or 5th one and I can't decide if I want to laugh, cry or punch something. It's very disturbing if these are true statements.
I'm assuming they are because people are very disturbing.
So, the quotes.....uh, wow. Just an awful wow.


those people are the reason i don't live in texas anymore (among other reasons). when i was in college i used to wear earrings and shave my head and there wasn't a day where some fundie wouldn't try to "save" me :evil: i finally started telling them "the reason i don't accept jesus christ as my personal savior is because his followers won't LEAVE ME THE fork ALONE!"
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Postby Saltine » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:57 pm

I love the word "personal" in there. Like He's an iPhone or something.
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Postby PonderThis » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:06 pm

Saltine wrote:I love the word "personal" in there. Like He's an iPhone or something.
Someone needs to draw up an "iJesus" ad.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:08 pm

PonderThis wrote:
Saltine wrote:I love the word "personal" in there. Like He's an iPhone or something.
Someone needs to draw up an "iJesus" ad.


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Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:34 pm



This is amazing.

"several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years" ROFL

"How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that: ... how come we cant speak monkey?" ROFLLL

"science causes confustion" what? lolololol
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby Dusk » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:08 pm

Saltine wrote:I love the word "personal" in there. Like He's an iPhone or something.


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