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Postby IanC » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:55 pm

Quite a few of them are before my time, so quite a few of them are new :D
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Postby catastrophile » Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:23 pm

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Postby Watery_tart » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:09 pm

TL DR

Well, I'll read the rest tomorrow

I really like 1 and 5 they sounded very heartfelt
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Postby katzenkoenig » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:17 pm

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

:lol:

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

:lol: :lol:
Skimba wrote:And she laughed and laughed...'cause she knew she wasn't wearing any pants.

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Postby JD-Rom » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:19 pm

"He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up."

:lol: :lol:

"She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This sounds like something Weird Al would say in narration. :D
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Postby catastrophile » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:22 pm

I once told a girl that her laugh reminded me of my cat throwing up. She took it pretty well.
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Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.

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Postby PonderThis » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:54 pm

There's something wrong with my pants!

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Postby JD-Rom » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:05 am

PonderThis wrote:
There's something wrong with my pants!


"I'm an empty grocery sack!"

:lol: :lol:
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kupo wrote:I want a true ganster style fedora. Not the kind that looks like a floppy penis version.

Ooh, and another one: Click!

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Postby Skimba » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:07 am

The pants one is wonderful.

"I think my toes are jealous of my fingers because they get to point at things."
I believe that I had that same thought years ago while under the influence of a substance and laughed for a long time at it.
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Postby sum yun gai » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:58 am

JD-Rom wrote:
PonderThis wrote:
There's something wrong with my pants!


"I'm an empty grocery sack!"


i came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself....
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Postby JD-Rom » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:59 am

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kupo wrote:I want a true ganster style fedora. Not the kind that looks like a floppy penis version.

Ooh, and another one: Click!

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Postby Skimba » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:37 pm

sum yun gai wrote:
JD-Rom wrote:
PonderThis wrote:
There's something wrong with my pants!


"I'm an empty grocery sack!"


i came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself....

*love* :D
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Postby Nik » Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:59 pm



Ah thanks! I read through that site about two years ago and lost it. Now I can see new stuff again.
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Veepa wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:Nik = least threatening person on this board :D

Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.

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Postby JD-Rom » Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:51 pm

Nik wrote:Ah thanks! I read through that site about two years ago and lost it. Now I can see new stuff again.


YORE WELLCUM. :)
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kupo wrote:I want a true ganster style fedora. Not the kind that looks like a floppy penis version.

Ooh, and another one: Click!

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Postby ntw3001 » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:54 pm



I prefer the ones where Garfield is there but his dialogue is removed. That way Jon spends less time talking to himself and more time reprimanding his cat. There's a dynamite one where he stands there and says 'You're lazy, Garfield!'

'Lazy, lazy, lazy!'

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Postby chrismachine » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:27 am

A TUNNEL ?!
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Postby chrismachine » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:46 am

hey look, I made one. It's not quite funny.

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Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:12 pm

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Ultimate win.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:06 am

quetzalcoatlus wrote:You should always make sure that all your important pussy cheese and uncle-rapist is backed up, in case your computer crashes.

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Postby Zombie Protestor » Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:55 am

From The Best of Dear Abby:

DEAR ABBY: I've been going steady with this man for six years. We see each other every night. He says he loves me, and I know I love him, but he never mentions marriage. Do you think he's going out with me just for what he can get? GERTIE

DEAR GERTIE: I don't know. What's he getting?
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DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend is going to be twenty years old next month. I'd like to give him something nice for his birthday. What do you think he'd like? CAROL

DEAR CAROL: Never mind what he'd like. Give him a tie.
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DEAR ABBY: Are birth control pills deductible? KAY

DEAR KAY: Only if they don't work.
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DEAR ABBY: Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early? WONDERING

DEAR WONDERING: The baby was on time, the wedding was late.
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DEAR ABBY: Do you think about dying much? CURIOUS

DEAR CURIOUS: No, it's the last thing I want to do.
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DEAR ABBY: Is it possible for a man to be in love with two women at the same time? JAKE

DEAR JAKE: Yes, and also hazardous.
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DEAR ABBY: I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-three and he's still chasing women. Any suggestions? ANNIE

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DEAR TED: The Bureau of Internal Revenue.
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DEAR RITA: It depends on what you've heard.
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DEAR ROSE: So would I.
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DEAR ABBY: What's the difference between a wife and a mistress? BESS

DEAR BESS: Night and Day.
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Postby IanC » Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:49 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:WHAT?


Hahahaha!!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:46 pm

quetzalcoatlus wrote:You should always make sure that all your important pussy cheese and uncle-rapist is backed up, in case your computer crashes.


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