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Postby sum yun gai » Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:29 pm

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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby loofah » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:30 pm

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Stick dry spaghetti through wieners. Cook. Result:
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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby Skimba » Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:55 am

That made my scalp crawl....ewwwwwww...MAKE IT STOP!
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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:34 pm

Whooooooooa cool idea! Holy crap, the possibilities. Dry noodles + Object + cook = neat!

I am so making those as soon as I buy some wieners.
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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby Zombie Protestor » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:35 pm

What kind of sauce, though? Or would they be good on their own, I wonder.
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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:10 pm

Hell, stick it through the meatball, if you don't mind soggy meatballs.
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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby Nik » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:22 pm

Skimba wrote:That made my scalp crawl....ewwwwwww...MAKE IT STOP!



So agree'd
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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby kzager » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:28 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:Hell, stick it through the meatball, if you don't mind soggy meatballs.

I think the meatballs might break up if you don't have 'em the right uh...

Hey, which reminds me. My dad always puts a square of cheese in the center of his meatballs and usually bakes them I think.

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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:31 pm

kzager wrote:
Eviljekyll wrote:Hell, stick it through the meatball, if you don't mind soggy meatballs.

I think the meatballs might break up if you don't have 'em the right uh...

Hey, which reminds me. My dad always puts a square of cheese in the center of his meatballs and usually bakes them I think.

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Ok. Along with stuffed mushrooms, mmm.
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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:41 pm

Maybe not "funny", but it isn't necessarily awesome either, and there isn't a "cute pictures" thread that's not specifically dedicated to some variety of living being... "traffic light waffic wight maffic mights"?
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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:40 am

Nik wrote:
Skimba wrote:That made my scalp crawl....ewwwwwww...MAKE IT STOP!



So agree'd


I was waiting on Nik to weigh in on that image, given her hatred of pasta.
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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby Skimba » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:36 am

How many more posts do I need to make so that image isn't on the top one?
I'm going to try.
Looking at it again, still made my skin crawl.
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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:07 pm

Hmmm...

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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby sum yun gai » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:03 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:Hmmm...
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nice hand placement by mario there :P
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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:11 pm

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Well, Edward Norton was in pretty good shape for that movie, but uh...
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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby Skimba » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:12 pm

Hahaha...yea, not the brightest image use for an ad.



...Is this on the next page yet?
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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby katzenkoenig » Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:18 pm

he wasnt even that ripped in american history x, was he?
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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby Dusk » Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:00 pm

quetzalcoatlus wrote:Image
Well, Edward Norton was in pretty good shape for that movie, but uh...

ROFL
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Re: Funny Pictures

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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby MysticalDescent » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:45 pm

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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby slydon » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:34 am

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A few years ago, my exgf took me to her church in Mount Kisco, NY. It was what was once probably a really nice church, but inside, the old wod was painted purple and orange. but the best was yet to come.

Inside I saw what I have since referred to as Diesel Jesus. Right in the middle of the church over everyone heads was this huge, musclebound Jesus figure. I spent most of the next hour there simply trying not to laugh.

Finally, after we left, I couldn't contain myself and broke down laughing, thanking her for taking me to the church of Hulkamania. "Say your prayers, take your vitamins! Now let's all recite 'I am a real Americaaan. fight for the rights of everymaaaan'".

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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:50 am

MysticalDescent wrote:[img]ferrous%20wheel.[/img]

God that's awful and yet funny.
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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby loofah » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:57 am

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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:15 am

MysticalDescent wrote:Image

HOW DID THEY KNOW? I'll kill them.
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Re: Funny Pictures

Postby SemiNomad » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:45 am

Clearly, this toilet's designer would rather work for Ducati.

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This is actually the first thing I thought of when I saw that:

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