I love 14 year olds from Michigan

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I love 14 year olds from Michigan

Postby BradLand1 » Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:54 am

dont bother reading this, im just venting cuz this kid is so rickin'-frackin' annoying

AirConditioner7: HI
Brad Douglas: hi
AirConditioner7: CLICK ON ME
AirConditioner7: WHO R U?
Brad Douglas: who are you?
AirConditioner7: IM ME
Brad Douglas: dope
AirConditioner7: SHH
AirConditioner7: WHO R U
AirConditioner7: IS UR NAME BRAD
Brad Douglas: what gave you that impression?
AirConditioner7: I GUSSED
AirConditioner7: GUESSED*
Brad Douglas: geussed
AirConditioner7: ...
Brad Douglas: haha
AirConditioner7: WELL NEWAYZ WATS UR LAST NAME -.-
Brad Douglas: no thanks
AirConditioner7: Y NOT
Brad Douglas: how did you get my sn?
AirConditioner7: IDK THATS Y IM ASKING
Brad Douglas: oh
AirConditioner7: PLZ TELL ME
Brad Douglas: douglas
9:25 PM
AirConditioner7: BRAD DOUGLAS IS UR NAME?
Brad Douglas: yup
AirConditioner7: DONT NO U
AirConditioner7:
AirConditioner7:
Brad Douglas: who are you?
AirConditioner7: UM
AirConditioner7: JACOB
Brad Douglas: i didnt click that link
AirConditioner7: Y NOT ?
Brad Douglas: figured you was a bot
Brad Douglas: were
AirConditioner7: ...
AirConditioner7: IM JACOB
AirConditioner7: CLICK ON THE LINK
Brad Douglas: i doesnt do anything
Brad Douglas: it
AirConditioner7: ..
AirConditioner7: CLICK ON ME THIS TIME :) !!
9:30 PM
Brad Douglas: still nothing
AirConditioner7: ..
Brad Douglas: ..
Brad Douglas: what is it?
AirConditioner7: A LINK
AirConditioner7: TO MY FRIENDS MYSPACE PAGE LOL
AirConditioner7:
Brad Douglas: applewebdata://3A1F7CE7-18A4-4C84-80AC- ... OOL_AID005
AirConditioner7: THIS IS ME
Brad Douglas: not exactly a working link
Brad Douglas: that also doesnt work
AirConditioner7: ROFL JUST DO THE MYSPACE.COM/KOOL_AID005
AirConditioner7: SO DID U C ME YET?
Brad Douglas: loading
AirConditioner7: LOL
9:35 PM
Brad Douglas: http://www.myspace.com/kool_aid005
Brad Douglas: ?
AirConditioner7: UM
AirConditioner7: THATS MY FRIEND
Brad Douglas: kewl doodz
AirConditioner7: LOL
AirConditioner7: LOOK AT ME NOW
AirConditioner7: HTTP://MYSPACE.COM/BUTTER_MAN007
9:40 PM
AirConditioner7: LITTLE KID
Brad Douglas: hows being 14?
AirConditioner7: GG
Brad Douglas: dope
AirConditioner7: HOW OLD R U?
Brad Douglas: 19
AirConditioner7: LOL
AirConditioner7: holtzcutest94: and some one told me a lot of poopcakes bout you
AirConditioner7: holtzcutest94: but yer like annoying right now
AirConditioner7: holtzcutest94: i dont hate you
AirConditioner7: AirConditioner7: I HATE U TOO
AirConditioner7: holtzcutest94: its call bye im blocking you
AirConditioner7: AirConditioner7: LITTLE KID
Brad Douglas: go drama
AirConditioner7: LOL
9:45 PM
AirConditioner7: START TALKING TO THAT PERSON LOL
Brad Douglas: why?
AirConditioner7: IDK FOR FUN
AirConditioner7: IM JUST MESSING WITH U CAUSE UR A LITTLE KID ROFL !!!
AirConditioner7: IM JUST MESSING WITH U CAUSE UR A LITTLE KID ROFL !!!
Brad Douglas: wha?
AirConditioner7: LOL
AirConditioner7: IM JUST MESSING WITH U CAUSE UR A LITTLE KID ROFL !!!
9:50 PM
AirConditioner7: CLICK ME
Brad Douglas: your links dont work
AirConditioner7: Y NOT?
Brad Douglas: i dunno
AirConditioner7: THEY WORK FOR ME
Brad Douglas: just paste the url into this chat
AirConditioner7:
AirConditioner7: I DONT PASTE I JUST MADE STUFF UP ;p
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Postby James » Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:55 pm

What the making-love?
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Postby maxthedork » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:10 pm

What the making-love indeed. You shoulda kept him on the line longer. Kids like that are fun to mess with.

{mikhail} hello
{MaxTheDork} hi
{mikhail} how are u
{MaxTheDork} good & u?
{mikhail} very good i just got home and now i am undressing cuz i am
so horny about my girlfriend
{mikhail} where are u from
{MaxTheDork} New Jersey
{mikhail} cool
{MaxTheDork} u?
{mikhail} minnesota
{mikhail} is it o.k to talk to a man undressing
{MaxTheDork} why should it matter
{mikhail} well i am just wondering
{mikhail} my girlfriend is at work
{mikhail} and i am here alone
{MaxTheDork} ok and I should care about this why?
{mikhail} no i want to talk about tool with u i dunno know why i am so
horny not about u
{MaxTheDork} ok what about tool?
{mikhail} have u see em live before
{MaxTheDork} no
{mikhail} oh i have
{mikhail} o.k i am rubbing my hard on not about u about my girlfriend
{mikhail} and do u like tool alot
{mikhail} i do
{MaxTheDork} I like tool, and I honestly think you are the biggest rickin'-frackin' retard I have
ever met
[Wed Jan 07 15:40:50 EST 2004] mikhail left private chat.


naynay: what is asl
MAX1138: asl = Age, Sex, Location
naynay: yes u nowit
naynay: yes
MAX1138: oh you're asking MY ASL?
naynay: no hat is it
MAX1138: OH OK
naynay: what is your age and where are u
MAX1138: I'm 34 and I live in New Jersey
naynay: u are old im21
naynay: im 16
naynay: just5 playing
MAX1138: I know I'm old but I can't help it
MAX1138: It's because i was born a long time ago
naynay: im 16
MAX1138: My wife's cousin is 16 LOL
MAX1138: you're practially twins
naynay: and i like rickin'-frackin' older man
naynay: yes why
naynay: where are u why u taking so long
MAX1138: what was the question? lol
naynay: i fork older men
MAX1138: that's not a question, that's a statement
naynay: where were u
naynay: cause u was taking long
MAX1138: I am chatting in two places, sorry
naynay: what
naynay: bye
MAX1138: ok bye (-:
[Thu Dec 18 13:54:24 EST 2003] naynay left private chat.

Both of those were from ToolChat (Tool the band)
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Postby Skimba » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:40 pm

:shock: Wow. You both have way more patience than I do.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:43 pm

We should totally IM those kids and make them pay. Just frustrate them before showing them a picture of Tubgirl, or something.
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Postby maxthedork » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:51 pm

Skimba wrote::shock: Wow. You both have way more patience than I do.
The PM session between me and "Mikhail" just cracks me up. I love how he keeps insisting that he's rubbing his hardon, not because of ME, mind you, but because of his girlfriend. Of course, he still feels the need to tell ME all about it.
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What would they consist of? Semen, of course.

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Postby BradLand1 » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:53 pm

oh i get it, he mentions something about his tool and then asks you if you like tool. haha, he must hate tool and tool fans
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Postby giantsfan97 » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:58 pm

One time this kid randomly IM'd me thinking I was one of his friends. I tried to explain that I wasn't and that he had the wrong screen name, but he wouldn't believe me. I started to get annoyed and sent him a link to tubgirl.

The IMs stopped.
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby James » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:03 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:One time this kid randomly IM'd me thinking I was one of his friends. I tried to explain that I wasn't and that he had the wrong screen name, but he wouldn't believe me. I started to get annoyed and sent him a link to tubgirl.

The IMs stopped.

Some guy once started talking to me when I was on my way home from school. He claimed to know me. By way of proof, he guessed that my sister's hair was brown. I didn't have a picture of tubgirl handy. In fact, she may not have become tubgirl yet.

RESEARCHERS: When was the tubgirl photo taken?
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Postby Nik » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:23 pm

I'm not going there, so all I can tell you is that it was most likely before 1996. That's the earliest Rotten could have reported on it, and before that it wasn't a well-known image, if it existed at all.
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Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.

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Postby BradLand1 » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:27 pm

why dont you just ask you sister, james? hahahaha
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:54 pm

James's sister shat herself. Hahaha.
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Postby James » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:36 pm

MY SISTER IS YOUR MOTHER, BRADLAND1. AND YOURS, CHRONO CROW.
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Postby BradLand1 » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:39 pm

hey chrono, apparently were related and our mother is a famous fecal porn/internet celebrity. thats dope
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Postby Daniel. » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:51 pm

It would be nice to get some background on tubgirl, and to a less extent, goatse
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Postby James » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:51 pm

BradLand1 wrote:hey chrono, apparently were related and our mother is a famous fecal porn/internet celebrity. thats dope

You are at least half-brothers and I am your uncle! THIS IS AWESOME TRAIN!

Daniel. wrote:It would be nice to get some background on tubgirl, and to a less extent, goatse

If I remember correctly, Wikipedia has his name.
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Postby maxthedork » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:09 pm

Mom?
Yes, Cartman?
Mom, if you were in a German SheiBe movie, you'd tell me, wouldn't you?
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Of course dear.

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What would they consist of? Semen, of course.

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Postby BradLand1 » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:27 pm

sheize?
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Postby James » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:35 pm

BradLand1 wrote:sheize?

No, scheiße.

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Postby maxthedork » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:31 pm

DING DING DING James wins the prize.

It's an Iron Cross.

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kupo wrote:PROTEIN. I want protein missles.
What would they consist of? Semen, of course.

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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:51 pm

When I read the subject of this thread, I thought Bradland was stating that he was VERY selective in his pedophilia.
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Postby kupo » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:38 pm

I PRODUCE TUBGIRL BACKGROUND INFORMATION

It's Wikipedia. It's SAFE.
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Postby maxthedork » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:11 pm

Thanks Kupo, now I know what the hell tubgirl is. I've seen the picture but I never knew it as "Tubgirl."
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What would they consist of? Semen, of course.

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Postby BradLand1 » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:38 pm

brad.com

i got a kick out of that
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Postby Daniel. » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:17 pm

kupo wrote:I PRODUCE TUBGIRL BACKGROUND INFORMATION

It's Wikipedia. It's SAFE.


I was more thinking of proper background information, I'm talking NAMES, I'm talking ADDRESSES, I'm talking LOCATIONS. I just think it would make the picture a bit sad as well as disgusting if there was a name to the....well not face, but...anus.
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