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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby Jemry » Fri May 08, 2009 10:32 am

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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby maxthedork » Fri May 08, 2009 12:08 pm

Max Rape, many LULz :D
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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby Skimba » Fri May 08, 2009 12:16 pm

maxthedork wrote:Max Rape, many LULz :D

Agreed.

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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Fri May 08, 2009 9:25 pm

Argh, internet image-makers who are probably not reading this, turning something into a motivational poster that just explains the joke is still pointless. That said, I liked the image. Also, if they hadn't cut off the orange soda bottle, it would have been "Orang Max Rape".

Also, despite my motivational poster rage, I still like this:
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And one of the many porn images there had a watermark for BoobArena.com. Boob Arena!
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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby chrismachine » Fri May 08, 2009 11:52 pm

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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby kzager » Sat May 09, 2009 12:31 am

I'm covered in bees!
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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby Jemry » Sat May 09, 2009 2:17 am

That's from cracked.com... they like their Nicholas Cage.
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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby Dusk » Sat May 09, 2009 5:42 am

Rape is funny until it happens to you, Jemry.
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also http://www.cracked.com/blog/lets-play-nicolas-cage/
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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby PonderThis » Sat May 09, 2009 10:39 am

kzager wrote:I'm covered in bees!
Man, the queen'll let just about anybody fill in for her, won't she? ;)

Also,
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That is some funny shіt. :D

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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby IanC » Sat May 09, 2009 12:47 pm

What film is thiiiiiiis -
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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby Chrono Crow » Sun May 10, 2009 3:27 am

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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby jvcc » Sun May 10, 2009 5:02 am

I know I've seen it. Cage's character tips a waitress with a lotto ticket because he doesn't have any cash, and jokes that he'll split the earnings with her if he wins. As luck would have it, he does! Drama ensues.
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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby mrgazpacho » Sun May 10, 2009 9:12 am

IanC wrote:What film is thiiiiiiis - [I'm going to happen to you]


It Could Happen To You - 1994.

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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Mon May 11, 2009 8:56 pm

You can always depend on this for cute animal pictures (also: porn, I guess)
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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby IanC » Tue May 12, 2009 11:43 am

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Dawwww. I took some duck pics the other week.
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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby jvcc » Tue May 12, 2009 1:19 pm

quetzalcoatlus wrote:Also:
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Holy poopcakes, I've seen that movie. I was really young at the time. Ugh, what is it?
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Postby chrismachine » Tue May 12, 2009 9:24 pm

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The last one cries for caption!
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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby EvilJekyll » Wed May 13, 2009 1:43 am

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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby Dusk » Wed May 13, 2009 8:12 am

jvcc wrote:Holy poopcakes, I've seen that movie. I was really young at the time. Ugh, what is it?

I seem to remember a Hancock movie with Gregory Peck in it where someone was impaled on a fence. I don't know if this is it, though.
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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby Dusk » Wed May 13, 2009 8:27 am

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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby Skimba » Wed May 13, 2009 9:51 am

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Re: Want a cross-section of culture?

Postby jvcc » Wed May 13, 2009 1:02 pm

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One of these things is not like the others.

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