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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed May 02, 2007 6:09 pm

http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/61209/

Pulp Muppets. It's not particularly hilarious, but it has its moments.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri May 04, 2007 3:41 am

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Postby James » Fri May 04, 2007 8:52 am

Chrono Crow wrote:http://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=678

Interesting (as only the British can be).

I rickin'-frackin' LOVE CHARLIE BROOKER AND HAVE PREVIOUSLY POSTED SEVERAL CLIPS OF SCREENWIPE, FROM WHICH THIS CLIP IS TAKEN, BUT NOBODY SEEMED TO PAY ANY ATTENTION. He's great and lovely, though. He used to write for PC Zone and do comic adverts for CeX.

EDIT: "Yabba yabba yabba"? Hahahaha.

Also, I disapprove of all the disapproving comments. Sure, it's not the biggest revelation ever, but Screenwipe is a programme about television and reality television has been pretty significant in recent years, so it would be somewhat remiss to ignore it. Besides, I found it funny.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri May 04, 2007 9:15 pm

http://www.devilducky.com/media/61461/

That's really stupid. . . at first.
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Postby Siirenias » Fri May 04, 2007 10:45 pm

Aieee! What have you done to my precious laws of mass preservation?!

James wrote:EDIT: "Yabba yabba yabba"? Hahahaha.

Also, I disapprove of all the disapproving comments. Sure, it's not the biggest revelation ever, but Screenwipe is a programme about television and reality television has been pretty significant in recent years, so it would be somewhat remiss to ignore it. Besides, I found it funny.


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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat May 12, 2007 3:37 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ixCOEXYRQ

Nobody know who he is.

But everyone knows he's a terrible actor.

http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/61797/

How do people have THAT much spare time? Or for that matter, the patience? Stop-motion is so time consuming.
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Postby Skimba » Sun May 13, 2007 1:36 am

Chrono Crow wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ixCOEXYRQ

Nobody know who he is.

But everyone knows he's a terrible actor.


I haven't seen one of those Spidey/Electric Company shorts probably since the show was on the air. Holp crap that's bad looking at it now. hahaha
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon May 14, 2007 12:40 am

http://www.devilducky.com/media/61627/

Okay, you British bastards. What's the meaning of this?
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Postby James » Tue May 15, 2007 7:28 am

Chrono Crow wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ixCOEXYRQ

Nobody know who he is.

Hey, the same is true of those dog police someone posted about a while ago. It was the best part of the song, too.

Everyone probably knew that was a reference already.

Chrono Crow wrote:http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/61797/

How do people have THAT much spare time? Or for that matter, the patience? Stop-motion is so time consuming.

We both have over nine thousand posts on a messageboard. We're hardly in a position to talk about free time. At least that guy's done something creative with his. Unfortunately I didn't find it very interesting at all.

Chrono Crow wrote:http://www.devilducky.com/media/61627/

Okay, you British bastards. What's the meaning of this?

I haven't a rickin'-frackin' clue, but this suggests the guys at Kinder Surprise are still in the business of what-the-fuck.

James wrote:over nine thousand

That was honestly a complete accident.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue May 15, 2007 2:06 pm

James = Vegeta.

Also, I wasn't criticizing the guy for his free time, it's just that stop motion seems so dang painstaking. I don't know how anyone manages to have the time or patience to do it.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue May 15, 2007 5:39 pm

http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/61929/

I have no idea why I liked that. It isn't funny, and really, it's pretty silly. Maybe it's that it's because it puts the real Jackass stunts into perspective.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu May 17, 2007 3:00 am

http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/61978/

An oldie, but a goodie. And by old, I don't mean an old flash movie or some such garbage.
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Postby James » Thu May 17, 2007 7:56 am

Hey, you weren't lying – that was pretty good.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun May 20, 2007 4:35 pm

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Postby chrismachine » Sun May 20, 2007 6:22 pm

page 4 made it close, but you've contributed half of the posts to this thread. :) :lol:
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun May 20, 2007 6:25 pm

As long as people laugh. That's my goal.
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Postby James » Mon May 21, 2007 7:55 am

Should we each have our own personal humour threads? Not that none of these are good. I just don't quite get the premise.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri May 25, 2007 7:34 pm

http://www.fazed.org/view/?id=13792#comments

The comments on this video are frigging hilarious. But the video is just asking for mockery.
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Postby Dusk » Sun May 27, 2007 11:02 pm

That was so intense.

dang.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu May 31, 2007 12:28 am

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Postby Gelatine Cow » Thu May 31, 2007 6:16 am

That was, in fact, awesome.
And that's terrible.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:42 pm

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Postby catastrophile » Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:43 pm

Evanescence wrote:Perfect by nature,
Icons of self-indulgence,
Just what we all need:
More lies about a world that
Never was and never will be.


Those aren't reasons why our society is doomed. Those are symptoms.

What's really funny is that that lady's blowing $1300 on making her kid "the tannest in her class" but is probably scared to death of people who are born tan.

I'm stereotyping. Stereotyping is wrong. But I'm still right. IT'S A PARADOX.

Would anybody feel better to hear that in six full-time weeks of walking around Southern California talking to random people, I have yet to run into one of these . . . creatures?

They're hidden behind steel gates, afraid of the real world. And they're fun to laugh at. So it's all good.

EDIT: Okay, that music video kinda sucks. Well, most music videos kinda suck, anyway.
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Postby Siirenias » Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:47 pm

ORANGE.

That makes me almost cry.

A "working" tan, gained by walking around instead of sitting on her arse, would have looked much better on her.
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Postby James » Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:37 am

catastrophile wrote:Evanescence

Eugh.

Speaking of rubbish, I'm seeing My Chemical Romance support Muse at Wembley Stadium in a couple of weeks. But Biffy Clyro are also supporting, so maybe it'll be OK.
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