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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:11 pm

http://www.break.com/index/3-year-old-i ... inter.html

I really want to believe that's real, but in today's world where any jackass can download George Lucas-caliber editing software, I just can't be amazed.
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Postby catastrophile » Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:16 pm

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catastrophile wrote:Evanescence

Eugh.

To the band? Or the song? Or the video?
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Postby James » Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:01 pm

Primarily the first, but I'll throw the second and third in as a bonus.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:36 pm

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Postby catastrophile » Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:37 pm

Eh, I've seen that before.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:07 pm

:lol:

I wasn't sure if I felt like posting it, but I knew you'd like it.
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Postby fanelian » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:39 am

I HATE that Youtube makes you log in to see some videos. I can't remember my almost never used password and I won't take the time to solve this stuation.
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:46 am

fanelian wrote:I HATE that Youtube makes you log in to see some videos. I can't remember my almost never used password and I won't take the time to solve this stuation.

And I have no intention of signing up any time soon, either.
And that's terrible.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:50 am

fanelian wrote:I HATE that Youtube makes you log in to see some videos. I can't remember my almost never used password and I won't take the time to solve this stuation.


Hee hee hee.

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Postby catastrophile » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:33 am

fanelian wrote:Youtube makes you log in to see some videos

Even better, even if you have an account and are logged in, they make you confirm that you won't be offended by offensive videos before you can see it.

They tell you they'll remember your preference, but THEY LIE.
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Postby James » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:43 am

Lies? ON THE INTERNET?!
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:43 pm

If I can't trust Wikipedia, WHO CAN I TRUST?!
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Postby fanelian » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:13 am

Chrono Crow wrote:If I can't trust Wikipedia, WHO CAN I TRUST?!


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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:11 pm

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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:24 pm

http://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=721

Kupo? Gif? You should see (hear) this.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:12 am

gah I couldnt listen to that kid's voice for more than a minute
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:13 am

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Postby James » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:03 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:http://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=721

Ah, bliss. I really should start doing voice chat in games. That would make me a total winner.

I love how disappointed the dad sounds. "You're crying about a game."

From the comments: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=haSGAf7lvR0

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AGH! :x NSFW!

I'm not sure that anything about that really ticks any of the NSFW boxes, except perhaps some blood, but it is pretty disgusting, yet strangely uplifting. What a bizarre combination.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:15 pm

Holy crap. A real life Eric Cartman! I like how his character's lips moved when he talked, making it look like a buff soldier was spouting obscenities in a high-pitched voice. "I WANT SOME MOTHER FUCKING CHOCOLATE MILK! THIS IS BULLSHIT!"
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Postby James » Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:20 pm

It certainly is bullhonky, my young friend. I can tell by your liberal use of obscenities and your no-surrender policy regarding trivial household tasks that you are one "cool dude" and quite the chap to be around, and not an utterly psychotic little runt in the slightest.
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:15 am

And on the Chocolate Milk page, I saw this:
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Postby catastrophile » Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:50 am

Chrono Crow wrote:http://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=721

Kupo? Gif? You should see (hear) this.

That was the greatest thing ever. It confirms everything I think about everything.
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Postby Dusk » Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:36 pm

catastrophile wrote:That was the greatest thing ever. It confirms everything I think about everything.

hahahaha
I didn't have an experience exactly like that, but in WoW there were so many obnoxious children.. and it's just not right having some 11 year old leading you through some dungeon for hours. The "I have to go to bed" thing was fairly common.
..Actually, the worst experience I had was in HalfLife2. Some jerk kid thought he was king of the internet and started directing people in a deathmatch. It would have been funny if he wasn't such a poopcakes.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:17 pm

I don't have vent so I've never come across that. I only play with my friends anyway.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:12 pm

http://www.swmoore.com/kt_fruitsandvegetables.html

That seems like something Koops would enjoy. Too bad she never seems to check this thread.:(
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