Case closed!

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Case closed!

Postby Saltine » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:06 pm

From today's Tech (MIT's student-run newspaper):
[quote]May Zhou '04 Dead, Found in Car Trunk
Police Think Suicide May Be Cause of Death

Mengyao “Mayâ€Â
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Postby ntw3001 » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:24 pm

I wish Lancaster's sudent paper had stories that interesting. The most recent one featured a brief rant about old people being rude, and that was the highlight. I hear that in olden times, it had the tagline 'It's free because it's not very good'. I want them to reinstate that line.

Oh yeah, and I had an awesome idea for a column (It wasn't a column). It was to be 'Nick Says', and would appear attached to other articles. It would feature useful advice, sometimes even pertaining to the article. Stuff like 'Never try to retreive something once a bear has it'. My friend who works on the paper made the suggestion, then a couple of weeks later the editor (or someone else) came up with the amazing idea of 'Andy Warhol Says', which was the same thing but less awesome due to being written by someone who wasn't me. In the end, neither idea saw the light of day. THERE'S STILL TIME!

Bah. Stupid Lancaster. I really can't be bothered with this term.

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Postby James » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:28 pm

Yes, based on the two or three times I bothered actually looking at the bloody thing, Scan is utter poopcakes.
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Postby ntw3001 » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:37 pm

I'm thinking I should join the team and turn it around. Bring it down from the inside and start all over again. Eliminate all resisters and such.

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Re: Case closed!

Postby kupo » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:08 pm

Saltine wrote:The article is fairly content-free.
Basically they found this girl's body in the trunk of her own car and deemed it: SUICIDE.



I don't know what to say to this. What would be the point of locking yourself in a trunk?
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Re: Case closed!

Postby bottlecap » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:13 pm

kupo wrote:What would be the point of locking yourself in a trunk?


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Re: Case closed!

Postby Skimba » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:19 pm

[quote="Saltine"]From today's Tech (MIT's student-run newspaper):
[quote]May Zhou '04 Dead, Found in Car Trunk
Police Think Suicide May Be Cause of Death

Mengyao “Mayâ€Â
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"I want potential romantic and/or sexual prospects to be vaguely reminded of John Wayne Gacy when they see me."

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Postby PonderThis » Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:52 pm

Well, as long as they're looking into the possibility of werewolves, you can't complain, can you?

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Postby Dusk » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:18 pm

LOL.
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Postby Matthew » Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:46 pm

I live in santa rosa. Yup, I actually go to this Junior College. Nobody thinks it's suicide, everyones freakin out.
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Postby Dusk » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:15 am

...soooo.... is there.. a reward for information that may lead to an arrest?
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Postby Saltine » Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:12 am

Matthew wrote:Nobody thinks it's suicide
Look, how many times do we have to tell you: it's suicide. She shot herself in the back three times with a shotgun, and then loaded herself into the trunk of her own car. Suicide. CASE CLOSED.
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Postby Obvious » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:27 pm

From the title, I thought that the place I just left closed down. Which would suck, because I still have to pick up my un1v3r517y d1pl0m4.
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