Guys, lose the deodorant.

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Guys, lose the deodorant.

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Re: Guys, lose the deodorant.

Postby BradLand1 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:51 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:Gonna make you sweat.


your code-fu is weak
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Postby Dusk » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:53 pm

Your monitor must be busted.
LIKE YOUR FACE.
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Postby BradLand1 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:57 pm

busted like a nut... all over your face
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Postby Nik » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:58 pm

I hate to be the one to say it, but the article makes perfect sense. But... in the summer.... jeez, please put it on.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:59 pm

Haha. What you didn't see was Brad simply quoted the post without adding any text.

Also, this reminds me of Kids In The Hall.
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Postby Dusk » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:05 am

BradLand1 wrote:busted like a nut... all over your face


A coconut? ONE OF YOUR MOM'S COCONUTS?
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Postby BradLand1 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:06 am

Chrono Crow wrote:Haha. What you didn't see was Brad simply quoted the post without adding any text.


nuh-uh. i changed "[/url]" to "
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Dusk Bringer wrote:A coconut? ONE OF YOUR MOM'S COCONUTS?


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Postby Ninjatron » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:30 am

Done and done. I'll let you know when the women are beating down my door.

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Postby kupo » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:58 am

Ack. I will find it worth saying that one of my biggest turn ons is a guy who SHOWERS a decent amount.

I've been around way too many stinky people. See, I can see the whole "the opposite sex is supposedly attracted to your natural scent" thing working, but, please, smell a bit like soap, too.

This frustration is bought to you by the fact that my exroommate didn't shower for over a month. And the boyfriend I lived with quickly decided that after we started living together that taking a shower more than once a week was a waste of time. He soon learned that it also meant him not getting any. Did that change his showering habits? No. What a freak.
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Postby Dusk » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:05 am

kupo wrote:my exroommate didn't shower for over a month. And the boyfriend I lived with quickly decided that after we started living together that taking a shower more than once a week was a waste of time.


Whaaaaaa? What the?
That's JUST not right. Why didn't you burn these people? BURN THEM.

BURN THEM IN CLEANSING FIRE
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Postby kupo » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:36 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:Whaaaaaa? What the?
That's JUST not right. Why didn't you burn these people? BURN THEM.

BURN THEM IN CLEANSING FIRE


OH I SHOULD HAVE.

Oh dear god, I can still vividly recall the horrible, horrible smell that would come from my roommate upon walking into the room. THE HORROR. I have a sensitive nose. Or something. I can smell burning from miles away!!!!!!!!!!!!notreally.
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Postby James » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:29 pm

Yeah, no, I've heard of this before (several years ago): Sweating is good as long as you don't get any BO. Cast a spell or something.

That said, I don't think anyone finds sweat patches attractive, regardless of smell or lack thereof. BUT HEY, LET'S ALL GO TOPLESS!
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:00 pm

James wrote:Yeah, no, I've heard of this before (several years ago): Sweating is good as long as you don't get any BO. Cast a spell or something.

That said, I don't think anyone finds sweat patches attractive, regardless of smell or lack thereof. BUT HEY, LET'S ALL GO TOPLESS!


No, I will not have sex with you.
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Postby kupo » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:24 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:No, I will not have sex with you.


YES YOU WILL. You must have sex with James! It's the PLAN.
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Postby KatyM » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:38 pm

So... I could be wrong here. Antipersperant and Deodorant are different things, but normally packaged as one. So, you could get some just plain deodorant which does not include antipersperant qualities. You'd be stopping the smell of BO mostly, but not stopping yourself from sweating... Thus, it would be a win-win situation!

I can settle with men who shower every other day. Most of the ones I pal around with shower daily, and I love them smell of fresh man... But, day two without a shower normally yields a slightly different, though still not bad smell... I'm ok with that one too.

Currently, I've been spending large sums of time with someone who tends to shower every three days. He doesn't smell bad by any means, but doesn't smell like the normal body-wash-and-calonge man I'm used too. Give me a week, I'll tell you if it affects hormones any.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:05 pm

:?

Exactly how many men do you smell, anyway?
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Postby kupo » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:23 pm

I sniff men like cocaine.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:36 pm

kupo wrote:I sniff men like cocaine.
You turn them into powder first? :(
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Postby KatyM » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:59 pm

I smell a lot of men. That's normally one of the first things I do upon meeting someone. I'm very... smell-oriented. I identify people by smell. I feel lost and helpless with a stuffy nose.
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Postby Kerberos » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:55 am

kupo wrote:He soon learned that it also meant him not getting any.
That means that girls will stop irritating me if I stop taking showers? Great! Because a few times a day, I have this problem:

Annoying girl: Hey, Kerberos, I was wondering if you wanted to go to the mov-
Me: GET AWAY FROM ME, SPAWN OF SATAN! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS THEE!
Girl: I was just -
Me: WITCH! YOU HAVE HAD CONGRESS WITH THE BEAST! LEAVE THIS EARTH, HELLSPAWN!

I keep getting sent to the office, too. They must be working some major mojo on the school officials to make them not see the evil that permeates their very beings.
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:54 am

Kerberos wrote:
kupo wrote:He soon learned that it also meant him not getting any.
That means that girls will stop irritating me if I stop taking showers? Great! Because a few times a day, I have this problem:

Annoying girl: Hey, Kerberos, I was wondering if you wanted to to to the mov-
Me: GET AWAY FROM ME, SPAWN OF SATAN! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS THEE!
Girl: I was just -
Me: WITCH! YOU HAVE HAD CONGRESS WITH THE BEAST! LEAVE THIS EARTH, HELLSPAWN!

I keep getting sent to the office, too. They must be working some major mojo on the school officials to make them not see the evil that permeates their very beings.

You... do realise a stutter is not the sign of the devil?

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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Feb 09, 2007 11:30 am

KatyM wrote:I smell a lot of men. That's normally one of the first things I do upon meeting someone. I'm very... smell-oriented. I identify people by smell. I feel lost and helpless with a stuffy nose.


So you're like a bi- *is shot*
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Postby kupo » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:24 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:
KatyM wrote:I smell a lot of men. That's normally one of the first things I do upon meeting someone. I'm very... smell-oriented. I identify people by smell. I feel lost and helpless with a stuffy nose.


So you're like a bi- *is shot*


Hahahah you so silly.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:17 pm

IT ONLY MEANS FEMALE DOG WHY HATH THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FORSAKEN ME SO?!
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