Can't remember the name of this comic

[El Lunatic]

I read a series of short 3-panel comics on some website a while back, and they were hilarious. One of them claimed that the Kool-Aid guy was in fact Satan, which is why you never see the two together. Another one went something like this:
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I woke up this morning to find a 200-foot tall statue of Jesus in my front yard.
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Scientists say that's impossible.
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They say that it's easily 300 feet tall.
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Anyone who's heard of it, maybe you could give me a link? Thanks.

[Chrono Crow]

That's soooo vague.

[Sweet Tasting Jonas]

The format and style of humour sounds very much like Red Meat. Actually, there are many comics more or less like it, but this one's probably the most famous.

[El Lunatic]

Thanks, but it wasn't quite the one I was looking for. If my memory serves me correctly, the main character of the comics (actually just the narrator, I don't believe he ever appeared) had the Keebler elves living in his house for quite some time doing battle with the Smurfs, or something. There was also a section on the website with some Photoshop art, and maybe an essay or two. All the comics were in color, if that helps.

Anyone? This is really bugging me, I wish I had favorite'd it.