Teddy Roosevelt was the Anti-Christ!

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Teddy Roosevelt was the Anti-Christ!

Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:59 am

So I went to Wikipedia, and looked at Theodore Roosevelt's page. This is the picture they have up of him from his youth:

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Anyone else notice the few little red tinges? I figure someone did a Google search and slapped a crappy picture onto Wikipedia. But it's still mildly disturbing to look at.
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Postby James » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:25 am

There's a faint red horizontal strip through the row at exactly the height of his eyes. I'm not sure if that's vandalism or some weird sort of scanning artefact or something.
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Postby IglooJeffrey » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:48 am

James wrote:There's a faint red horizontal strip through the row at exactly the height of his eyes. I'm not sure if that's vandalism or some weird sort of scanning artefact or something.

Or that he's the ANTI-CHRIST?!
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Postby James » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:08 am

Does the Antichrist create a horizontal plane of faint redness around his eyes?
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:21 am

I think it's pretty obvious what's going on here.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:28 pm

Gelatine Cow wrote:I think it's pretty obvious what's going on here.


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Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:43 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:
Gelatine Cow wrote:I think it's pretty obvious what's going on here.


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Re: Teddy Roosevelt was the Anti-Christ!

Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:47 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:So I went to Wikipedia, and looked at Theodore Roosevelt's page.


I just have to ask what made you do this. A quest for knowledge? Collegework?
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Postby katzenkoenig » Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:08 pm

maybe his satan cult made him do it

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Re: Teddy Roosevelt was the Anti-Christ!

Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:08 pm

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Chrono Crow wrote:So I went to Wikipedia, and looked at Theodore Roosevelt's page.


I just have to ask what made you do this. A quest for knowledge? Collegework?


I dunno. I was looking at a list of presidents, and I saw him, and having recently read about him in my history books (I'm taking an at-home GED course), I just felt curious to check out his page. Not that I read anything. I saw that picture, and decided to be an ass.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:38 pm

Ah, thought I'd ask. I like to read random articles that occur to me, but knowing that not many people do that, decided to ask. You might have been doing something interesting, after all.

Getting your GED? Good for you.

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Postby kupo » Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:18 pm

Dude he can't be the anti-christ! My mom already told me I was.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:31 am

Zombie Protestor wrote:Ah, thought I'd ask. I like to read random articles that occur to me, but knowing that not many people do that, decided to ask. You might have been doing something interesting, after all.

Getting your GED? Good for you.

History was the subject I hated the most. More or less, Egypt was conquered every hundred years or so, England attacked France, France attacked England, England attacked France, repeat ad nauseum until England's American colony becomes a third player and all heck breaks loose, cue a revolution, another war between France and England (Napoleonic), a civil war, and a couple of World Wars and some more wars and a war that is not a war (Cold War) and voila! You have the world today, which has made most of its technological advancement as a result of war and the threat thereof.


Yeah, I'm not big on history, either. Math's my worst, though. I literally don't get any of it. It's like my brain doesn't want to learn anything I read. I also suck at science. I love English. Unfortunately, that's the last text book they send out. Bastards.
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