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Postby sum yun gai » Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:47 pm

half octopus/half squid, but all penis ...and tentacles
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Postby catastrophile » Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:58 am

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Postby ntw3001 » Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:26 am

I suppose that's... sort of a fish picture... in that the fox-monster is being treated like a fish by the eagle-beast.

I was going to put up a picture of a person swimming, but I culdn't be bothered to look for a good one.

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Postby giantsfan97 » Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:11 am

I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:09 am

Screw prehistoric fish, that's a freaking facehugger.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:37 am

The website reads like a spamline.
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Postby chrismachine » Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:32 pm

Wikipedia wrote:The horseshoe crab, horsefoot, king crab, or sauce-pan (Limulus polyphemus, formerly known as Limulus cyclops, Xiphosura americana, Polyphemus occidentalis) is a chelicerate arthropod. As a result, it is more closely related to spiders, ticks, and scorpions than to true crabs.



some guy in the comments left this link. May not be the same thing, still cool though.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:54 pm

That's exactly what it is. People always want to be the ones to find prehistoric fish.
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Postby SemiNomad » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:38 am

I'm pretty sure it's not a horseshoe crab since it has an articulated tail. I'm leaning toward something related to these guys.

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Postby Watery_tart » Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:58 am

don't know whether is should be posted under fish or dog, because it swims but it dutch it's calle a "seadog"

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Postby Dusk » Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:40 am

Ooh that reminds me.
http://environment.newscientist.com/cha ... abyss.html
That last one is awesome.

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Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:42 am

FROM THE ABYSS
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Postby sum yun gai » Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:14 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:FROM THE ABYSS


THROUGH TIME


seriously though, that first one looks like a jim henson reject. or maybe i saw it in the dark crystal, i'm not sure...
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:35 pm

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Anyways, I have actual fish pictures to show.

Toxic nudibranchs - soft, seagoing slugs:
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More at this link.

Sea Angels aka cliones:
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The handfish:
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The hairy frogfish:
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The lumpfish:
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The goliath grouper:
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Two pictures of the antarctic ice fish:
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Postby Null » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:13 pm

That sea slug looks like something Mario would throw things at for points.

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:49 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:That's exactly what it is. People always want to be the ones to find prehistoric fish.


I LIKE DIGGING UP OLD TOPICS

It probably isn't the same thing - the "prehistoric" thing was said to be about 5 feet long, and horseshoe crabs do not get that big. I AM 5 FEET LONG. Oh my god, huge fish scare me. Also, certain penguins terrify me. I loooove how cute they are, but oh god, I don't think I could handle seeing a bird almost as big as me. Big stuffed animals kinda scare me too. Ok, ending pointless ramble... NOW


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Postby ntw3001 » Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:40 am

Big fish scare me also. I imagine the diver in that grouper picture thought he was filming a swirling mass of little fish when suddenly BLA out popped the beast.

Anyway, didn't we have a thread for fish pictures? Is this it? I don't remember looking at the title, but I don't think this is it.

EDIT: Wait, apparently it is. Stupid brain.

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Postby Portals » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:09 pm

An axolotl.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:00 pm

We used to have those as pets. You can buy them at most bait shops fairly cheap.
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:14 pm

This counts as a fish picture, right?
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:20 pm

lolbsters.
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Postby Skimba » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:20 pm

Yes.
I saw that a couple days ago and had a good lol at it.
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Postby Skimba » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:54 pm

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Postby Dusk » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:50 am

PonderThis wrote:This counts as a fish picture, right?
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