Supermasterpiece // SmarterChild Sucks

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Supermasterpiece // SmarterChild Sucks

Postby Alph Tech / STUART » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:16 pm

http://supermasterpiece.com/features/mi ... trcld.html

I think I recall using this back in my AIM days. What a horrible program.

SmarterChild: I don't really "think." I'm a robot.

Chris: Well, that explains why you're so comfortable being a baby murderer.

SmarterChild: Tell me how much that explains why I am so comfortable being a baby murderer.

Chris: Without thought, you are equally without conscience.

SmarterChild: What?

Chris: IF YOU CAN'T THINK, YOU CAN'T REASON

SmarterChild: If I can't think? I do not know.

Chris: Surprise!

SmarterChild: Surprise? Why did you say that?

Chris: Are you unable to connect new sentences with previous ones?

SmarterChild: Yes, maybe.

Chris: I'll assume that means plain old "yes".

SmarterChild: Oh yes? You will assume that means plain old yes?

Chris: YES, OK?

SmarterChild: K.

Chris: Baby murderer.
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Re: Supermasterpiece // SmarterChild Sucks

Postby Starblind » Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:56 pm

That's hilarious. I remember waay back in the old days there was an AI program called Milk Mystic. It was sponsored by the national milk board or something similar, and would try to steer any conversation, regardless of subject, onto the topic of all the various types of milk. I remember it seemed to like talking about sweet acidophilus milk in particular, and always brought it up once every few sentences. It was totally useless, of course, but great fun.
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Postby James » Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:53 pm

This is something I did way back before I realised that capital letters are a good thing and that pies aren't funny. It still tickles me slightly. Too many exclamation marks, though.
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Postby Raef » Sun Jan 01, 2006 11:09 pm

I remember Smarter Child. I like the chat programs where you can fill out information about a fake person and the bot will IM a friend of yours, and then you can view the logs. Needless to say, that was amusing.
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Postby Theuberhippie » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:32 am

James wrote:This is something I did way back before I realised that capital letters are a good thing and that pies aren't funny. It still tickles me slightly. Too many exclamation marks, though.


Hahahaha

How old were you when you did that?
Because thats basically what i do now..

Except with a larger influence on pie and more typos.. and replace the bots with random people my freinds tell me to Instant Message

Heres one:

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DAVE..youve got to come home!!! IM TIRED OF YOUR SWASHBUCKLING! Im tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by you and that no good parrot freind. YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD STOPPED! I FOUND A PEG-LEG IN YOUR BREIFCASE! WHERE DO YOU GO?! THE KIDS ARE WONDERING WHERE YOU ARE! They've started to ask.. all the kids at school know.. the kids are starting to hear the rumors of you and your pillaging... I have to lie to them... IM TIRED OF THE LIES DAVE.. im tired of the lies -cries-



I saw you with that wench YOU TOLD ME YOU LEFT HER. WHAT HAPPENED? WELL WE ARE OVER! I WANT A DIVORCE DAVE!!

and i have 4 words for you:

IM KEEPING THE BOAT!






I then proceeded to tell random people ( like 13 and up) about how life sucks and how one day your partying and the next day your strapped down with a kid throwing stuff at you...


he never replied :?




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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:50 am

James, I think Rod Stewart put it best when he said "Have I told you lately that I love you?"
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Postby James » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:11 am

Theuberhippie wrote:How old were you when you did that?

I'm not actually entirely sure. It was way back when I still bothered with AIM, so it will have been a good few years now.
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Postby Theuberhippie » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:29 pm

Meh

I cant think of anyhting else to say...

Oh well...

Well atleast you know i wasnt assasinated by the french... yet..
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