is something I did way back before I realised that capital letters are a good thing and that pies aren't funny. It still tickles me slightly. Too many exclamation marks, though.
How old were you when you did that?
Because thats basically what i do now..
Except with a larger influence on pie and more typos.. and replace the bots with random people my freinds tell me to Instant Message
(this is from memory)
DAVE..youve got to come home!!! IM TIRED OF YOUR SWASHBUCKLING! Im tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by you and that no good parrot freind. YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD STOPPED! I FOUND A PEG-LEG IN YOUR BREIFCASE! WHERE DO YOU GO?! THE KIDS ARE WONDERING WHERE YOU ARE! They've started to ask.. all the kids at school know.. the kids are starting to hear the rumors of you and your pillaging... I have to lie to them... IM TIRED OF THE LIES DAVE.. im tired of the lies -cries-
I saw you with that wench YOU TOLD ME YOU LEFT HER. WHAT HAPPENED? WELL WE ARE OVER! I WANT A DIVORCE DAVE!!
and i have 4 words for you:
IM KEEPING THE BOAT!
I then proceeded to tell random people ( like 13 and up) about how life sucks and how one day your partying and the next day your strapped down with a kid throwing stuff at you...
he never replied