Amusing News Articles
Amusing News Articles
I post enough of these, so I feel like making a thread for them.
Man Accused Of Dancing Naked In His Backyard
Children Claim Suspect Was 'Staring At Them And Gyrating His Hips Naked'
Man Accused Of Dancing Naked In His Backyard
Children Claim Suspect Was 'Staring At Them And Gyrating His Hips Naked'

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Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.
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Hahahaha, Nik.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16255785/?GT1=8816
Short but sweet. Goooooooooooooo snakes!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16255785/?GT1=8816
Short but sweet. Goooooooooooooo snakes!
From the privacy of his own residence, no less! That scoundrel!
EDIT: Darwin Strikes Again!
EDIT: Darwin Strikes Again!
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Well, they're living in a van, now they just have to live down by the river.
Yo soy Matt Foley, y yo VIVO...en un VAN...CIRCA DEL RIO!
Yo soy Matt Foley, y yo VIVO...en un VAN...CIRCA DEL RIO!
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Zombie Protestor wrote:Well, they're living in a van, now they just have to live down by the river.
Chris Farley's ghost approves.
EDIT: I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE
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Hahahaha that's terrible.
I was expecting something to do with the Irwin child.
EDIT: Article's behind a registration wall, but . . .
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Jeebus f@cking Chrism, are these people out of their f@cking minds?
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I was expecting something to do with the Irwin child.
EDIT: Article's behind a registration wall, but . . .
People who refuse to obtain health insurance could be tracked down by the state or a private contractor, enrolled in a plan and fined until they pay their premiums under one proposal Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's administration is considering as part of his vision for covering all Californians.

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Jeebus f@cking Chrism, are these people out of their f@cking minds?
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catastrophile wrote:Article's behind a registration wall, but . . .People who refuse to obtain health insurance could be tracked down by the state or a private contractor, enrolled in a plan and fined until they pay their premiums under one proposal Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger's administration is considering as part of his vision for covering all Californians.
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LOLz.
Careful, I have pictures of you and Jeebus, and porn images to paste your heads on.
This story isn't particularly amusing, but the headline is awesome:
EDIT: . . . I guess nobody else thinks the thought of lesbians hacking each other with chainsaws is funny. Anyway, here's something that amuses me more every time I think about it. And here's the latest update on it.
EDIT: LOLZ
Careful, I have pictures of you and Jeebus, and porn images to paste your heads on.
This story isn't particularly amusing, but the headline is awesome:
EDIT: . . . I guess nobody else thinks the thought of lesbians hacking each other with chainsaws is funny. Anyway, here's something that amuses me more every time I think about it. And here's the latest update on it.
EDIT: LOLZ
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Another really-only-good-for-the-headline story:
Boy, 7, Finds Nearly $9,000 Worth of Crack in Pocket
Boy, 7, Finds Nearly $9,000 Worth of Crack in Pocket
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catastrophile wrote:Another really-only-good-for-the-headline story:
Boy, 7, Finds Nearly $9,000 Worth of Crack in Pocket
I was hoping it'd be in his pants pocket. While he was wearing them. Like just out of nowhere, he sticks his hand into his pocket and finds crack. The teacher probably told him it was kool-aid.
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Alec Baldwin goes batshit crazy on his 11 (or 12) year old daughter!
Actually, I bet a lot of kids get yelled at worse than this. BUT HE'S A CELEBRITY SO ITS FUNNY
Actually, I bet a lot of kids get yelled at worse than this. BUT HE'S A CELEBRITY SO ITS FUNNY
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Why am I still astounded at what stupid poopcakes passes for "news" nowadays, just because a "celeb" does it? Gaaaaah.giantsfan97 wrote:Alec Baldwin goes batshit crazy on his 11 (or 12) year old daughter!
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