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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:58 am

I will try this soon, yay visual illusions!!!
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Postby MysticalDescent » Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:08 am

Meanwhile, it's 'sensitive newspaper reporter of the year' awards time.

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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby jvcc » Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:19 am

Oh. Oh god.
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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby Skimba » Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:43 am

What the...?
Oh...hahahahaha..not really hahaha at story but, wow, rerally? Who'd that get passed and are they still employed?
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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby ntw3001 » Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:11 pm

That's amazing. That's going to be on every square inch of wall in that school until that kid burns the place down.
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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby Saltine » Tue Sep 21, 2010 3:24 pm

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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby Skimba » Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:07 pm

Ahhh...makes way more sense now. I can't believe I didn't suspect at first glance.
My brain is too tired.
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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby ntw3001 » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:38 am

What? dang. Oh well.

Wait, I've actually seen it before. Now that I'm reminded.
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Re: Amusing News Articles

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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby Dusk » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:01 am

news wrote:"The bear growled and was very aggressive and tried to come inside of her back door," Maricelli said.

Pardon me.
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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby Skimba » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:58 am

I just heard that story on the news on my way into work this morning. Interesting.

lol @ dusky.
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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Sep 25, 2010 1:50 pm

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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby chrismachine » Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:19 pm

Well, I'm glad that even though the man feels sorry for those he beat up, he doesn't hold a grudge against himself :roll:
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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby jvcc » Sat Sep 25, 2010 3:08 pm

chrismachine wrote:Well, I'm glad that even though the man feels sorry for those he beat up, he doesn't hold a grudge against himself :roll:

I wish that they had found out at one of their neo-nazi rallies. It would have been very Chappelle-esque.
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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby sum yun gai » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:50 pm

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traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby chrismachine » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:31 pm

hahaha, years! That company deserves it then.
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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby jvcc » Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:15 am

Yeah, I'm pretty willing to forgive burglary if the thieves do it in particularly awesome or ingenious ways.
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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby ntw3001 » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:49 pm

Hahahahaha I love Team Rocket.
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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby jvcc » Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:35 am

This isn't really amusing, but it might at least horrify James.
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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby Clueless » Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:44 am

After simply reading the page title, I decided not to read that article, or even load the page any further. Something like that's got to hurt.
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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby IanC » Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:26 pm

Surely you would keep your superglue FAR AWAY from eyedrops?
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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby sum yun gai » Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:16 pm

ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.


traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby PonderThis » Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:47 am


Faaaan-tastic. :lol:
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Re: Amusing News Articles

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Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby Skimba » Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:52 pm

I love the un-related picture.
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