Amusing News Articles

What? You like other sites besides Spamusement? Unacceptable!
User avatar
Nyperold
Needs Your Bank Info
Posts: 3411
Joined: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:50 pm
Location: Florida
Contact:

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby Nyperold » Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:59 pm


User avatar
PonderThis
Site Admin
Posts: 11903
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:26 pm
Location: Dallas
Contact:

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby PonderThis » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:14 am


User avatar
MysticalDescent
Pays Too Much For Car Insurance
Posts: 5213
Joined: Sat May 13, 2006 3:24 pm
Location: Stoke, England

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:47 pm

Image

User avatar
Binkatron5000
Needs Your Bank Info
Posts: 3525
Joined: Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:42 pm
Location: Canada, eh?
Contact:

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:55 am

That was pretty impressive! Is it the type of mask that allows you to talk and the mask moves with your mouth? I imagine it would have to be.

In other news...
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.

ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.

User avatar
Skimba
Impresses the Females
Posts: 7503
Joined: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:29 am
Location: I, Frankenstein;Bride of Frankenstein;Son of Frankenstein; Young Frankenstein;Bikini Frankenstein
Contact:

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby Skimba » Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:17 am

hahahaha
Image
"I want potential romantic and/or sexual prospects to be vaguely reminded of John Wayne Gacy when they see me."

User avatar
jvcc
Impresses the Females
Posts: 6274
Joined: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:42 pm
Location: USA

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby jvcc » Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:52 am

Hahaha, oh god.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes

User avatar
giantsfan97
Is a Hero in Bed
Posts: 10960
Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:11 am
Location: Vermont
Contact:

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby giantsfan97 » Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:26 pm

I'll take the throat slashing please.
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

User avatar
quetzalcoatlus
REQUIRES YOUR ATTENTION
Posts: 1489
Joined: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:14 am
Location: Up here in the cabinet, banging on pots and pans.
Contact:

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:08 pm

PonderThis wrote:Back in olden times people found solace in Jesus. Nowadays it's Sonic The Hedgehog.

User avatar
Skimba
Impresses the Females
Posts: 7503
Joined: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:29 am
Location: I, Frankenstein;Bride of Frankenstein;Son of Frankenstein; Young Frankenstein;Bikini Frankenstein
Contact:

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby Skimba » Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:35 pm

Awesome. :)
Image
"I want potential romantic and/or sexual prospects to be vaguely reminded of John Wayne Gacy when they see me."

User avatar
chrismachine
Impresses the Females
Posts: 6106
Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:24 am
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Contact:

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby chrismachine » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:58 pm

too bad they were unavailable for comment, I would have liked to have heard their side of it.
Image
Veepa wrote:Very wise words, Master Tiny Legs.

User avatar
jvcc
Impresses the Females
Posts: 6274
Joined: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:42 pm
Location: USA

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby jvcc » Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:39 pm

My thoughts upon seeing the article title: Oh, man, that's incredib--
Article: Porpoise driven...
Me: Goddammit.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes

User avatar
Nyperold
Needs Your Bank Info
Posts: 3411
Joined: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:50 pm
Location: Florida
Contact:

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby Nyperold » Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:46 am

Spanish woman claims to own the sun

It won't be funny if she can legally and feasibly exact a fee, but in the meantime, all I know is, if she sends me a bill, she'll receive an envelope full of torn-up bill.

User avatar
ntw3001
Group Captain
Posts: 6582
Joined: Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:55 pm
Location: Essex

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby ntw3001 » Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:49 pm

I figure she would get sued by everyone who's forced to either live indoors or risk sunstroke and skin cancer because she won't move her stuff.

Anyways, this. It's, uh something about Australia, or something. I haven't read it, but I looked at the title and the giant image and it is hilarious.

User avatar
mrgazpacho
Apparently Still Unemployed
Posts: 864
Joined: Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:58 am
Location: Australia

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby mrgazpacho » Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:52 am

ntw3001 wrote:It's, uh something about Australia, or something.


Our censorship board for some reason has not previously classified computer games the same way as films.
So we have an 18+ category for films which we don't have for games (yet).
This has resulted in much angst from gamers who believe that many games banned here because they couldn't get a 15+ rating would be allowed in an 18+ scenario. The article explicitly denies this - indeed, the creation of the new classification seems to be aimed primarily at shifting the rating of existing games upwards :roll:
--
Chris

bottlecap wrote:I give this cartoon special boner happy prize.

User avatar
sum yun gai
Pays Too Much For Car Insurance
Posts: 4469
Joined: Sun May 13, 2007 3:51 am
Location: La-la land

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby sum yun gai » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:08 am

ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.


traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

User avatar
sum yun gai
Pays Too Much For Car Insurance
Posts: 4469
Joined: Sun May 13, 2007 3:51 am
Location: La-la land

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby sum yun gai » Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:26 pm

ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.


traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

User avatar
PonderThis
Site Admin
Posts: 11903
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:26 pm
Location: Dallas
Contact:

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby PonderThis » Fri Jan 28, 2011 5:29 pm

I ... I'm not sure whether to call this amusing or not. What it is is one of those rare instances -- outside of our own website -- where spam has been put to good use.

User avatar
PonderThis
Site Admin
Posts: 11903
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:26 pm
Location: Dallas
Contact:

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby PonderThis » Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:06 pm

I have to be honest, I couldn't do this. But on the other hand I wish I could. I'm actually a bit envious even though I know I don't have the personality to do it. What a trip!

User avatar
ntw3001
Group Captain
Posts: 6582
Joined: Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:55 pm
Location: Essex

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby ntw3001 » Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:12 pm

Candelaria Zapp?

User avatar
PonderThis
Site Admin
Posts: 11903
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:26 pm
Location: Dallas
Contact:

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby PonderThis » Thu Apr 28, 2011 4:00 pm

Not so much amusing as it is awwwwwww. :)

User avatar
jvcc
Impresses the Females
Posts: 6274
Joined: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:42 pm
Location: USA

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby jvcc » Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:06 am

ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes

User avatar
Skimba
Impresses the Females
Posts: 7503
Joined: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:29 am
Location: I, Frankenstein;Bride of Frankenstein;Son of Frankenstein; Young Frankenstein;Bikini Frankenstein
Contact:

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby Skimba » Sun Jun 05, 2011 10:22 am

I think that's pretty fantastic.
Image
"I want potential romantic and/or sexual prospects to be vaguely reminded of John Wayne Gacy when they see me."

User avatar
jvcc
Impresses the Females
Posts: 6274
Joined: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:42 pm
Location: USA

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby jvcc » Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:20 pm

Skimba wrote:I think that's pretty fantastic.

Me too. I looked through the entire blog of his costumes.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes

User avatar
Skimba
Impresses the Females
Posts: 7503
Joined: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:29 am
Location: I, Frankenstein;Bride of Frankenstein;Son of Frankenstein; Young Frankenstein;Bikini Frankenstein
Contact:

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby Skimba » Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:16 am

jvcc wrote:
Skimba wrote:I think that's pretty fantastic.

Me too. I looked through the entire blog of his costumes.

Me too. :)
Image
"I want potential romantic and/or sexual prospects to be vaguely reminded of John Wayne Gacy when they see me."

User avatar
quetzalcoatlus
REQUIRES YOUR ATTENTION
Posts: 1489
Joined: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:14 am
Location: Up here in the cabinet, banging on pots and pans.
Contact:

Re: Amusing News Articles

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:45 pm

ntw3001 wrote:Candelaria Zapp?


That is a pretty bizarre yet awesome name. It actually sounds a lot like someone you'd receive spam mail from (i.e. "FROM THE DESK OF CANDELARIA ZAPP"). Also, spell check wants to correct that to "candelabra app".


So apparently birthday cake is Serious Business.
PonderThis wrote:Back in olden times people found solace in Jesus. Nowadays it's Sonic The Hedgehog.


Return to “The Internets”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests