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by **giantsfan97** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:29 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:Actually, I bet a lot of kids get yelled at worse than this. BUT HE'S A CELEBRITY SO ITS FUNNY

The next time you post something like this I'M GONNA COME OUT THERE FOR THE DAY!!

by **catastrophile** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:58 pm

This actually kinda makes me want to have kids. Twins would be awesome.

Now that's a great idea.

by **giantsfan97** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:19 pm

catastrophile wrote:This actually kinda makes me want to have kids. Twins would be awesome.

LOL

The article wrote:A female voice says: "And again, whilst she's down, boot her."

by **Dusk** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:43 pm

catastrophile wrote:This actually kinda makes me want to have kids. Twins would be awesome.

That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever read.
What the hell sort of world is this?

by **catastrophile** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:07 pm

. . . catastrophic?

All I know is:

by **James** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:51 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever read.
What the hell sort of world is this?

Yeah, it was pretty sick. I found this bit a bit weird:

But the judge added that he took into account the fact that two of the women, Serenza and Danielle, had children of their own to look after [. . .]

Shouldn't that work against them? They've hardly exhibited good parenting skills. Then again, I'm no expert in these things, and as always we don't know the full story.

by **catastrophile** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:12 am

Theirs were probably the kids who were asking if it could be their turn to fight now.

by **Lambs_Cows_Lambs** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:11 am

I hate that I don't know if this is true or not... but Lewis Black said it so I'll just let it be fact.

An Austrian circus dwarf died recently when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a hippopotamus. Seven thousand people watched as little Franz Dasch popped into the mouth of Hilda the Hippo and the animal's gag reflex forced it to swallow. The crowd applauded wildly before other circus people realized what has happened.

by **catastrophile** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:26 pm

Yikes.

by **giantsfan97** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:39 pm

catastrophile wrote:Yikes.

Is that girl's top painted on?

by **James** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:01 am

catastrophile wrote:Yikes.

Hahahaha Daily Mail.

Sickening images of the party have appeared in the companyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s official PlayStation magazine Ã¢â‚¬â€œ but after being contacted by The Mail on Sunday, Sony issued an apology for the gruesome stunt and promised to recall the entire print run.

THANKS FOR PROTECTING US THE MAIL ON SUNDAY.

I mean, it was a pretty tasteless stunt, but I always have to side against the Mail. ALWAYS.

I wonder if the meat was used afterwards. I guess not. What a waste.

by **Dusk** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:58 pm

Yeah, apparently the girl was wearing paint on her boobs and no knickers.
Also, I read the goat was filled with cooked offal that attendees were invited to dine on. Delicious.
Sony recalls massive print run and loses da monies. Sucks to be you Sony.

by **James** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:15 pm

I don't really see why they did that. Surely the reasoning behind the stunt in the first place was to be shocking. When things are shocking the Mail gets very upset. One shouldn't let it concern one. Neither should two. Didn't they foresee this kind of reaction? If so, was the recall part of the plan?

by **MysticalDescent** » Tue May 01, 2007 3:35 pm

James wrote:I mean, it was a pretty tasteless stunt, but I always have to side against the Mail. ALWAYS.

Agreed.

by **Nik** » Thu May 03, 2007 8:02 pm

Fiddy's selling his house.

Not really funny. I just clicked on it because I didn't know he lived in the same state as me. But then I saw this:

The Real Estate Agent wrote:"He's put a lot into it, and it's all very tasteful, except the stripper poles."

by **Skimba** » Fri May 04, 2007 1:04 am

Found this today.. Not really funny, but quite ridiculous:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/25/AR2007042502763_pf.html

But this IS funny:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18470220/?GT1=9951

by **SemiNomad** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:12 am

Skimba wrote:Found this today.. Not really funny, but quite ridiculous:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/25/AR2007042502763_pf.html

A very strong contender for the 2007 Douchebag of the Year award.

by **Zombie Protestor** » Fri May 04, 2007 8:49 am

Lambs_Cows_Lambs wrote:I hate that I don't know if this is true or not... but Lewis Black said it so I'll just let it be fact.

An Austrian circus dwarf died recently when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a hippopotamus. Seven thousand people watched as little Franz Dasch popped into the mouth of Hilda the Hippo and the animal's gag reflex forced it to swallow. The crowd applauded wildly before other circus people realized what has happened.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/ ... sdwarf.asp

by **giantsfan97** » Fri May 04, 2007 6:35 pm

SemiNomad wrote:
Skimba wrote:Found this today.. Not really funny, but quite ridiculous:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/25/AR2007042502763_pf.html

A very strong contender for the 2007 Douchebag of the Year award.

This?

by **catastrophile** » Sun May 06, 2007 10:46 pm

How much pain are we talking about, exactly?

EDIT:

'Nuff said.

Also: Wha . . . ?

And furthermore: JEMRY YOU BASTARD!

by **Gelatine Cow** » Sun May 06, 2007 11:35 pm

catastrophile wrote:And furthermore: JEMRY YOU BASTARD!

Australia ≠ Britain.

by **catastrophile** » Tue May 08, 2007 1:22 am

. . . wow. I completely missed that. :oops:

by **Skimba** » Tue May 15, 2007 12:30 pm

The tag line for this article made me laugh, so here it is:
[url=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18675823/?GT1=9951[url]Swipe the Rainbow[/url]

by **Chrono Crow** » Tue May 15, 2007 2:12 pm

I think Catass is inheriting my recent misfortune of saying really stupid things. You have my sympathies, Cat.

by **catastrophile** » Sun May 20, 2007 4:37 pm

I think I'm just chronically tired these days. And drunk. Mostly tired, though.

No, I'm not sick, I'm just working long hours. What's your excuse? :wink:

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