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Postby James » Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:04 pm

kupo wrote:I like how she tried swallowing the testicle.

NOT THAT SHE MEANT TO CAUSE HIM HARM.

rickin'-frackin' hell.
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Postby Dusk » Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:27 pm

guy wrote:"That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

WTF
I call shenanigans on this. Is this one of those fake BBC News sites again?
Pulling a guys testicle off through his underpants AND SCROTUM, then popping it in your mouth?
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Postby Saltine » Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:02 am

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Postby katzenkoenig » Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:00 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:
guy wrote:"That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

WTF
I call shenanigans on this. Is this one of those fake BBC News sites again?
Pulling a guys testicle off through his underpants AND SCROTUM, then popping it in your mouth?


i've always known long fingernails were dangerous. and a reason to dump your girlfriend.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:25 pm

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Postby giantsfan97 » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:24 pm


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I think I should only reply to things from now on in this manner.
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby MysticalDescent » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:02 pm

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Postby chrismachine » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:32 pm

what the EFF? I filled all that poopcakes in, and I can't see any results, nor does it tell me anything about myself? BOO!
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Postby James » Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:17 am


If the kid had been a year older, could they have done anything at all? WOMAN NEEDS TO LEARN SOME PATIENCE.

chrismachine wrote:what the EFF? I filled all that poopcakes in, and I can't see any results, nor does it tell me anything about myself? BOO!

Yeah, seriously, what was the point in that?
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Postby catastrophile » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:44 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathe*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Postby Dusk » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:25 am

catastrophile wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathe*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Hey you're right.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:43 pm

I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby MysticalDescent » Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:24 pm

That's marvellous. I think there's a club in Holland whose objective is to destroy speed cameras. Sometimes, they pipe expanding foam through the hole in the back and then just retreat and watch it explode.
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Postby Dusk » Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:40 pm


Mez does. IT WAS HIM.
I did for a couple of years.. but I escaped.
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Postby James » Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:52 am

MysticalDescent wrote:I think there's a club in Holland whose objective is to destroy speed cameras. Sometimes, they pipe expanding foam through the hole in the back and then just retreat and watch it explode.

Am I the only person not impressed by that sort of thing?
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Postby katzenkoenig » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:01 pm

James wrote:
MysticalDescent wrote:I think there's a club in Holland whose objective is to destroy speed cameras. Sometimes, they pipe expanding foam through the hole in the back and then just retreat and watch it explode.

Am I the only person not impressed by that sort of thing?


me neither. i do that all the time.
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Postby mez » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:38 am

I always seem to forget to disable speed cameras before I speed past them.
That is why I have 56 traffic offences from the last 6 years. :?
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Postby mrgazpacho » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:33 am

I like this headline:

Giant 'corpse-eating' badgers terrorise Iraqi city

THE Iraqi port city of Basra, already prey to a nasty turf war between rival militia factions, has now been gripped by a scary rumour – giant badgers are stalking the streets by night, eating humans.

The animals were allegedly released into the area by British forces.
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Postby Nik » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:38 pm

mrgazpacho wrote:
The animals were allegedly released into the area by British forces.



Dammit James!
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Postby PonderThis » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:42 pm

Nik wrote:
mrgazpacho wrote:
The animals were allegedly released into the area by British forces.



Dammit James!
Sorry, that's my fault. He asked me what he wanted to do with the giant radioactive 'corpse-eating' badgers, and I jokingly said, "I WANNA ROCK!" and he thought I said "I want Iraq".

My bad.
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Postby catastrophile » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:47 pm

It sounds as if the whole "Prince Harry's not going to Iraq" thing was just a cover story to conceal his identity as a nocturnal were-badger.
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