meez

by **Mimiheart** » Sun May 27, 2007 3:34 pm

http://www.meez.com/main.dm

by **Chrono Crow** » Sun May 27, 2007 3:50 pm

Oh, god. Screw it. The rubbery 3D look has always freaked me out, so I wasn't very enthusiastic about this, as it is. But all of the crappy music artists and stereotyping is making me ill.

by **Mimiheart** » Sun May 27, 2007 3:53 pm

told you I was bored

by **Dusk** » Sun May 27, 2007 11:03 pm

Oh man. Now I have to spend a few hours doing one.
dang you.

by **Dusk** » Mon May 28, 2007 3:15 am

Hmm not much choice, really.

by **Gelatine Cow** » Mon May 28, 2007 3:51 am

Clearly their models and animations are well designed. HOORAH CLIPPING!

by **giantsfan97** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:46 am

Gelatine Cow wrote:Clearly their models and animations are well designed. HOORAH CLIPPING!

Actully Dusk can do that in real life. That's why he's so entertaining at parties: "Look I can make my hand go through my leg! Hey ladiesssss."

by **ntw3001** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:19 pm

Oh dear. I've dressed myself, and I'm trying to animate myself but clicking on the animation things doesn't seem to do anything. I'm stuck with that annoying 'freak out' one.

And now it's removed my shirt without me telling it to. It's pretending I'm still wearing a shirt, but I'm clearly not. Stupid thing.

Actually, now I look at dusk's again, I was wearing the exact same shirt and shoes. I guess they're the only ones without '50 Cent' in the title.

by **Mimiheart** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:21 pm

That's because your computer is even more of a piece of poopcakes than mine is.

by **James** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:23 pm

I'm guessing the rendering is done on their server. It wouldn't really make much sense to have the client render the animation then upload it.

Besides, the quality of the computer shouldn't usually alter the actual animations. I expect it's just a case of applying an animation to a model that it doesn't quite fit. So poor design.

by **Ninjatron** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:24 pm

I'm still just the basic, nearly-naked model, but it keeps insisting that I am already wearing everything. Stupid thing. I'll come back to this later.

by **Mimiheart** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:26 pm

James wrote:I'm guessing the rendering is done on their server. It wouldn't really make much sense to have the client render the animation then upload it.

Besides, the quality of the computer shouldn't usually alter the actual animations. I expect it's just a case of applying an animation to a model that it doesn't quite fit. So poor design.

Suuuuure, blame the site aimed at hyperactive teenagers, see if I care.

by **EvilJekyll** » Mon May 28, 2007 1:16 pm

Edit: Fixed, thanks mimi!

by **Mimiheart** » Mon May 28, 2007 1:17 pm

click more info on the hair styles and you can change it

by **Judas Maccabeus** » Mon May 28, 2007 2:52 pm

Okay, this is a bit stream-of-conciousness, so bear with me here.

1. "Please select a gender". I so desperately wanted to try and pick a grammatical gender, but it won't let me.

Also, I would like to note that the two... genders... appear to be engaged in a recreation of the Lincoln-Douglas debates.

2. Roscoe is really, really scary. So are those really big eyes.

3. My slow internet connection is really coming into play here.

4. Apparently they've heard of shoes but not socks where they come from.

5. Amazingly, they have several good hats. Even in the free ones.

6. That owl would be interesting... if I was the Greek goddess Athena.

7. There doesn't seem to be any way to add in my... *ahem* bulk.

8. Me on the piano doesn't appear to actually touch the keys. It would probably sound better that way, though.

9. I wish I did know how to play the trumpet...

10. If I tried an endzone dance like that, Chad Johnson would just shake his head and wonder what the world has come to.

11. I suppose these are better than those zwankys or zwinglis or whatever they're called.

12. If I carried a Bible around, it would probably be in Hebrew or Latin or French or some other useless language and not English.

13. The White House is historic? When did it cease to be in continued use?

14. For that matter, how are dinosaurs historic? I thought they died out before historical times?

15. The Cobblestone and Brick backgrounds make me look like I'm floating in the air.

16. The Jellybean one makes me look 3 inches tall!

17. My hand is also capable of passing through my leg.

And this is what I eventually ended up with. I'm pretending the coffee is tea for now:

18... oh, so DB also used the coffee one. Too late now.

by **Chrono Crow** » Mon May 28, 2007 3:06 pm

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE A LABEL! *cries*

Li'l Jon did NOT trademark fucking dreadlocks! And since when are sneakers "sk8r shoes"?! I don't want to live anymore.

by **Mimiheart** » Mon May 28, 2007 3:08 pm

Your meez looks like your avatar. :shock:

Cool.

by **traubster** » Mon May 28, 2007 3:30 pm

by **ntw3001** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:14 pm

Okay, I had another go and it did what I said. I tried a handsome tuxedo jacket, with ripped trousers and no shoes, but I couldn't find an animation with people chasing me. I'd have had to buy the jacket with some kind of points anyway. So I made this.

It's me, being thrown on a scrapheap and left overnight. Also, having lost about five stone.

by **Chrono Crow** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:17 pm

You're supposed to be cold, but you just look like a junkie.

by **catastrophile** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:35 pm

Or the whitest person in history, trying to dance to hip-hop.

by **Dusk** » Mon May 28, 2007 8:44 pm

Hey, good work Judas. You look kinda like Gordon Freeman.
These are all quite.. good.. considering.

catastrophile wrote:Or the whitest person in history, trying to dance to hip-hop.

by **loofah** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:33 pm

by **jvcc** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:41 pm

Here I am in my natural habitat, doing my natural habit--reading! That would be "Les Miserables," and I'm probably marveling at the wonder of strength and compassion that is Jean Valjean.

by **mulpis** » Tue May 29, 2007 12:24 am

Best waste of time EVER!

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