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Postby Lambs_Cows_Lambs » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:22 pm

Facebook has this new, RIDICULOUS amount of applications that you can add to your facebook. I added the horoscope one when it first started, even though it's lame.

But HEY! Check out my horoscope for today!

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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:47 pm

Hahaha. You fail.

Also, what is up with so many of my female friends being Libras?
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Postby katzenkoenig » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:50 pm

100% doesn't have to be many! bwahahaha


.. but now that you mentioned it... lots of september/early october birthdays... hmmm!
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Postby catastrophile » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:10 pm

Get laid. Christmas.
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Postby ntw3001 » Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:54 pm

I tried to find people of every star sign once at school. It wasn't easy. I only found one cancer, and I had a very hard time finding a libra. In the end, Alex saved me. I wrote a song about it, to the tune of that 'Go go go Joseph' song in the musical. I wrote a lot of songs to that tune.
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Postby James » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:35 am

Chrono Crow wrote:Also, what is up with so many of my female friends being Libras?

You know people's star signs?
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Postby giantsfan97 » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:45 pm

James wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:Also, what is up with so many of my female friends being Libras?

You know people's star signs?
I have noticed that girls like to tell people their sign without having been asked. [size=0]Morons.[/size]
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Postby Lambs_Cows_Lambs » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:02 pm

What the hell kind of lame girls do you talk to?
Clearly not me.
Libras tend to be more subtle about their artistic and balanced zodiac....
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Postby traubster » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:30 am

I decided to break my long streak of silence to assert that I, too, am a Libra.

I'm sooooo balanced.
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Postby DarthCat » Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:37 am

Pisces, bitches.

My brother and I were each born pretty much on the edge of different star signs (either the very first or very last day which falls under whatever sign). Weird.
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Postby Nyperold » Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:33 am

CAPPY. REPRESENT.

Except that I don't care. Well, it's somewhat amusing to check The Daily Humorscope once in a great while.

"Good day to buy chocolate for someone you love." Great, mine's the boring one today. The rest are pretty funny, though.
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Postby Nik » Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:49 am

Nyperold wrote:CAPPY. REPRESENT.

Except that I don't care. Well, it's somewhat amusing to check The Daily Humorscope once in a great while.

"Good day to buy chocolate for someone you love." Great, mine's the boring one today. The rest are pretty funny, though.


Taurus, bitch!

"You'll go out to dinner with a new person, soon. Remember the advice of my old Uncle Stonebender, though: "It's fine if someone eats like a bird, as long as they don't have kids." "
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Postby PonderThis » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:27 am

Astrological sign? Ugh. :?
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Postby pitnyelder » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:42 am

I have cancer.

No, wait. I am a Cancer.

I always mix that up.
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Postby DMEnduro » Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:28 am

sup, fellow cancer. 8)

It does happen that way though. You can say to people "I'm a cancer." and get a response like "You sure are!" Pretty funny and original, aren't you...

But I am a proud to be a crab.
I am also experienced with wood.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:25 pm

Nik wrote:
Nyperold wrote:CAPPY. REPRESENT.

Except that I don't care. Well, it's somewhat amusing to check The Daily Humorscope once in a great while.

"Good day to buy chocolate for someone you love." Great, mine's the boring one today. The rest are pretty funny, though.


Taurus, bitch!


That explains a lot. . .

I'm Sagittarius, so I can't take out most of you with arrows. Except those of you made of metal.
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Postby Skimba » Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:29 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:I'm Sagittarius, so I can't take out most of you with arrows. Except those of you made of metal.

:?: :?: :?:
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:33 pm

Sagittarius = archer.
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Postby katzenkoenig » Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:34 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:Sagittarius = archer.


can't = can ?
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:50 pm

. . .Oh. Eh-heh-heh.

*smashes keybor vbhfnfvbvbbyjfb*
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Postby Nik » Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:00 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:
Nik wrote:
Nyperold wrote:CAPPY. REPRESENT.

Except that I don't care. Well, it's somewhat amusing to check The Daily Humorscope once in a great while.

"Good day to buy chocolate for someone you love." Great, mine's the boring one today. The rest are pretty funny, though.


Taurus, bitch!


That explains a lot. . .


Between that, the red hair and being female, I don't need to take personal responsibility for any of my actions!
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Postby James » Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:07 am

Chrono Crow wrote:
Nik wrote:Taurus, bitch!
That explains a lot. . .

No it doesn't. It's superstitious nonsense.

Incidentally, apparently Facebook accidentally revealed its main page source code to a load of users:

http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/08/11/facebook-source-code-leaked/
http://www.mediafire.com/?ddjj9bntdzz
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:51 am

James wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:
Nik wrote:Taurus, bitch!
That explains a lot. . .

No it doesn't. It's superstitious nonsense.


YOU'RE SUPERSTITIOUS NONSENSE!
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:54 am

Chrono Crow wrote:
James wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:
Nik wrote:Taurus, bitch!
That explains a lot. . .
No it doesn't. It's superstitious nonsense.
YOU'RE SUPERSTITIOUS NONSENSE!
Geez, Chrono, what's the big deal? Stop being such a big baby about this superstitious nonsense, already.

And if you don't, I've got a voodoo doll of you that's really gonna suffer.
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Postby James » Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:43 am

Chrono Crow wrote:YOU'RE SUPERSTITIOUS NONSENSE!

Then stop believing in me, superstition-head.

PonderThis wrote:Geez, Chrono, what's the big deal? Stop being such a big baby about this superstitious nonsense, already.

And if you don't, I've got a voodoo doll of you that's really gonna suffer.

Pedantry.
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