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Postby PonderThis » Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:10 am

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Postby Saltine » Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:56 pm

I'm a moon child. MOON.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:37 pm

MOONCHILD?
I count the heads of those unborn
The accursed ones Ill find them all
If you die by your own hand
As a suicide you shall be durned
And if you try to save your soul
I will torment you - you shall not grow old
With every second and passing breath
Youll be so alone your soul will bleed to death


Take that, moon child.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:17 am

Saltine wrote:I'm a moonkin.
Kupo will appreciate this post.
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby Judas Maccabeus » Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:28 pm

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Woo, yeah, Cancer is great!


...wait, that came out wrong.
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Postby catastrophile » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:00 am

Facebook wrote:You have 2 friend requests.

Okay.

Facebook wrote:You have a Past Life invitation.

Um . . .

Facebook wrote:You have a What does your Birth request.

Wait, what?

Facebook wrote:You have an Oregon Trail invitation.

Thanks, Chrow.

Facebook wrote:You have 2 My Heroes Ability requests.

What the . . .

Facebook wrote:You have 2 Good Karma requests.

You want what?

Facebook wrote:You have a Best Friends request.

But I-

Facebook wrote:You have a Sticky Notes request.

Wha?

Facebook wrote:You have a Pirates vs. Ninjas invitation.

Erm-

Facebook wrote:You have a Hug request.

Oh, well that sounds-

Facebook wrote:You have a Hot Potato request.

OW THAT BURNS!

Facebook wrote:You have a Friends for Sale invitation.

Hawt.

Facebook wrote:You have a Top Friends invitation.

How does that relate to-

Facebook wrote:You have a Zombies invitation.

Zombies . . . ?

Facebook wrote:You have 3 Vampires invitations.

. . .

:x
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:19 am

I love Facebook. It is a bit silly with the applications, though.
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Postby Nik » Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:47 am

Especially since now, most make you invite 20 people or something insane if you so much as add it.
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Postby ntw3001 » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:00 am

Those applications seriously bug me. I feel rude not accepting, but I don't want that crap cluttering up the place and I also feel rude hassling other people to join this stupid thing. So I ignore. Sometimes people are persistent about inviting me, and I feel very rude.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:12 am

ntw3001 wrote:Those applications seriously bug me. I feel rude not accepting, but I don't want that crap cluttering up the place and I also feel rude hassling other people to join this stupid thing. So I ignore. Sometimes people are persistent about inviting me, and I feel very rude.


What's your Facebook, so I can invi- er, keep in touch?

:twisted:
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Postby katzenkoenig » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:40 am

i got a rickin'-frackin' "WHAT SWEAR WORD ARE YOU?" request.... i mean... for fucks sake, i don't rickin'-frackin' identify myself with a rickin'-frackin' swear word!
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Postby ntw3001 » Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:24 am

Chrono Crow wrote:
ntw3001 wrote:Those applications seriously bug me. I feel rude not accepting, but I don't want that crap cluttering up the place and I also feel rude hassling other people to join this stupid thing. So I ignore. Sometimes people are persistent about inviting me, and I feel very rude.


What's your Facebook, so I can invi- er, keep in touch?

:twisted:


I'd totally tell you, except I don't know how one goes about finding people on Facebook anyway. Do you just type in their name and sift through the hundreds of thousands of people until you find the one you wanted?
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Postby IanC » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:46 pm

Facebook apps seriously bug me. Everytime I go there I have like 5 or 6 requests or invites from various apps!

If you want someone to add you best to post a link to your profile, then when they click on it they will be asked about sending you a friend invite.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:31 pm

Nik wrote:Especially since now, most make you invite 20 people or something insane if you so much as add it.


Most can be avoided by finding the "skip" button. Finding it usually isn't easy. Either that or uncheck everyone it suggests sending at the first screen.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:48 pm

ntw3001 wrote:
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ntw3001 wrote:Those applications seriously bug me. I feel rude not accepting, but I don't want that crap cluttering up the place and I also feel rude hassling other people to join this stupid thing. So I ignore. Sometimes people are persistent about inviting me, and I feel very rude.


What's your Facebook, so I can invi- er, keep in touch?

:twisted:


I'd totally tell you, except I don't know how one goes about finding people on Facebook anyway. Do you just type in their name and sift through the hundreds of thousands of people until you find the one you wanted?


What's your full name, and I'll do the search.
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Postby ntw3001 » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:28 pm

Nick Westbrook. It's been covered here before. I think I've given away a worrying amount of personal details around here over the years.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:48 am

Hm. Doesn't come up. They say to use an email. Stupid Facebook.
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Postby ntw3001 » Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:55 am

How odd. I seem to have successfully found Kupo using a name-search. HAY KUPO WHAT IS UP
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Postby Nik » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:05 pm

I have a bunch of you, but a bunch of you I do not. Someone fix that.
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Postby kupo » Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:30 pm

ntw3001 wrote:How odd. I seem to have successfully found Kupo using a name-search. HAY KUPO WHAT IS UP


OMG STALKER LOLZ.

People should add me more to facebook. My full name is Nicole Wexler NOW YOU CAN STALK ME.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:40 pm

*stalk'd*

Two birds with one stone. If I'm friends with you, then Nicky T. will also be my friend!
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Postby Nik » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:10 pm

Oh, yeah.... so I'm Nicole Thompson. Just in case any of you wanted to add me.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:40 pm

Nik wrote:Oh, yeah.... so I'm Nicole Thompson. Just in case any of you wanted to add me.


I'm already your friend. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
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Postby Nik » Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:42 pm

I MEAN ANYONE I AM NOT ALREADY FRIENDS WITH. Silly.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:30 am

Wait, I though NTW was friends with Koops.

What gives!
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