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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:41 pm

I think it's a bandana. Or she's in a coven.
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Postby Watery_tart » Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:06 pm

she's ancient and dutch, so that might have something to do with it
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Postby Null » Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:40 pm

It looks like they made their clothes from sofas.

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Postby jvcc » Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:34 pm

Null wrote:It looks like they made their clothes from sofas.


True working women never buy anything, they just reuse old stuff.
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Postby Watery_tart » Sat Oct 13, 2007 3:50 am

I made a puppet out of an sofa and an old coat once...
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Postby Watery_tart » Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:47 pm

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Postby Dusk » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:19 am

LOL

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:59 pm

YOU WERE FUNNIER WHEN YOU POSTED ABOUT MORE THAN SOCCER.

(you were never funny)

:(
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:16 am

Ha ha! That's a good one, MD.

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Postby kupo » Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:27 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:YOU WERE FUNNIER WHEN YOU POSTED ABOUT MORE THAN SOCCER.

(you were never funny)

:(


IT'S NOT SOCCER. It's...like...rugby or quidditch or football.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:33 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:YOU WERE FUNNIER WHEN YOU POSTED ABOUT MORE THAN SOCCER.

(you were never funny)

:(


Sorry to harsh your mellow, man. I just came across that on one of the forums I go on (and with me being a soccer fan, some of these are inevitably soccer forums) and while I considered not posting it on account of me perhaps posting too much on the soccer front (having indeed agreed with myself that I would halt the soccer related postings unless directly prompted), I thought that the actual joke in the picture would override the fact that it was taken at a soccer match. I'm sorry I made you feel colon closed bracket about it anyway.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:22 pm

Don't take Chrono's opinions too seriously. Or anyone's really.

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Postby PonderThis » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:31 pm

But especially Chrono's.

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Postby ntw3001 » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:08 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:soccer... soccer... soccer... soccer... soccer


GAH no! You're not American, you don't have to call it that!

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Postby PonderThis » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:27 pm

ntw3001 wrote:
MysticalDescent wrote:soccer... soccer... soccer... soccer... soccer


GAH no! You're not American, you don't have to call it that!
Hey, it's you Brits fault that we have so many different games called "football" in the first place. Actually it's the fault of medieval princes who called any sort of game played by common people that involved a ball "football", in order to differentiate it from proper games played on horseback.

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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:17 am

I, ntw3001, accept responsibility on behalf of my countrymen.

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Postby MysticalDescent » Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:30 pm

I can call it soccer, it was a term coined in this country as a short way of saying Association Football. I suppose if you pronounced 'association' phonetically then that almost works, but whatever. Victorians, huh? When you consider the number of games actually called football (I can think of Association Football, Rugby Football and Gridiron off the top of my head), it's relatively practical. Association Football has the most use of foot against ball. I reserve the right to complain about Americans using the word 'soccer' though.
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Postby PonderThis » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:23 pm

Well it's a good thing that when people developed the old crude game of "stickball" into more formal sports with set rules and stuff that they picked new names, such as "baseball" and "cricket". Imagine how much more fun we'd be having if we "American Stickball" versus "British Stickball".

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Postby Clueless » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:25 pm

When I hear "Stickball" I think of some sort of game with an EXTREMELY sticky ball...
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Postby MysticalDescent » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:30 pm

PonderThis wrote:Well it's a good thing that when people developed the old crude game of "stickball" into more formal sports with set rules and stuff that they picked new names, such as "baseball" and "cricket". Imagine how much more fun we'd be having if we "American Stickball" versus "British Stickball".


And the problem is that in both those games, you consistently have somebody who throws the ball to someone else, who tries to hit it past fielders with a lump of wood. THEN WHAT WOULD WE DO?
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Postby chrismachine » Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:03 pm

well, talk about being able to hit the ball backwards, bounce a pitch (bowl), and use a flat wooden hitting device, for starters.
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Postby ntw3001 » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:28 am

MysticalDescent wrote:I can call it soccer, it was a term coined in this country as a short way of saying Association Football.


Pah, I'm well aware of that. Nonetheless, there's no real reason to use it besides as an anachronism. YOUR WORD HAS BEEN SUPERSEDED

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