Need incentive to do chores? Already do them, but feel you should be getting a little more out of them? Enter
Chore Wars. In Chore Wars you can create a character, create (or join) a party, and off you go. You can create adventures based on chores you have to do, and claim those adventures for EXP. You'll level up, your stats will increase, and your class will change depending on what sorts of chores you've been doing. Cheating is tolerated, only because, to be honest, it doesn't actually do anything unless you agree to do something among your party.
No giant couch will save you from the horde.