Good job on this! I found all three versions amusing. Do you want me to post more? I certainly don't mind.
James wrote:What, so you run that website? Cool. Also: hello.
Yep. I run the website and the real world project. I may expand and get some helpers later, but for now it's a one man project.
Wait! We have to compete with ... students!?
The pressure, the pressure!
Well, I guess it depends. Are they smart students or dumbass students?
On second thought, that probably doesn't matter.
A good chunk of the students are quite intelligent. I had one 6 year old who could read and write at a 4th grade level, for example. Not all of them were "top of the class," though. Quite a few came from underfunded schools where the teachers were of poor quality (one student showed me an assignment written by her English teacher that featured numerous typos). The kids were all awesomely creative, regardless.