
Veepa wrote:giantsfan97 wrote:Nik = least threatening person on this board
Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.
Nik wrote:Hahah it says I have a high sex drive and appetite for lurve.

James wrote:And so we return to one of life's essential questions... which is worse: being burnt to death by a dragon or being raped by the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man?
quetzalcoatlus wrote:You should always make sure that all your important pussy cheese and uncle-rapist is backed up, in case your computer crashes.
Chrono Crow wrote:I did this a while ago. I forgot what I got, but I'm too uninterested to do it again.

Chrono Crow wrote:It's the sadism that makes this funny.
Skimba wrote:Chrono Crow wrote:I did this a while ago. I forgot what I got, but I'm too uninterested to do it again.
I didn't ask you to.
quetzalcoatlus wrote:You should always make sure that all your important pussy cheese and uncle-rapist is backed up, in case your computer crashes.
Skimba wrote:And she laughed and laughed...'cause she knew she wasn't wearing any pants.
thingy wrote:Even if you have a healthy approach to life, you still have your little vices that keep you going throughout the day. It is all part of the routine, you're a creature of habit. When it comes to drinking, you've got a taste for the hard stuff. After dinner discussions - you're the type to stay up all night putting the world to rights - goodness knows what you talk about but it sounds great at the time!
ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
James wrote:While writing this post I've been gripped by a growing concern that it's nothing more than incredibly tedious navel-gazing. But hey, this is the Internet.
Saltine wrote:Easy Cat
Escape Bee
Back Time Puritan
Touchy 'n' Cheesy
quetzalcoatlus wrote:You should always make sure that all your important pussy cheese and uncle-rapist is backed up, in case your computer crashes.

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