A fun little test thingy

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Postby James » Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:49 am

Journeying Artificial Machine Engineered for Sabotage.

I'm not even a real machine! Still, these things are fairly clever, in that they seem to have some sort of contextual awareness. Perhaps.

Jogger-Abducting Monster from the Enchanted Sanctuary.



Dreamy Individual Capably Keen on Hot Embraces and Arousing Delights

Playful Seductress Yielding Caresses and Hot Orgasms
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Postby Nik » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:05 am

Nocturnal Ideal Knockout

Neohuman Intended for Killing

Nun-Injuring Killer


lol.
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Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.

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Postby jvcc » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:48 am

My robot name:
K.E.L.S.E.Y.: Kinetic Electronic Lifeform Skilled in Efficient Yelling

My monster name:
K.E.L.S.E.Y.: Kitten-Eating, Livestock-Snatching Enigma of Yuckiness
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Postby DarthCat » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:51 pm

D.A.R.T.H.C.A.T.: Dreamy Adonis Rendering Thrilling Hugs and Carnal, Arousing Touches
OR
Digital Artificial Replicant Trained for Hazardous Calculation and Accurate Troubleshooting
OR
Deadly, Anthropologist-Reaping, Townsfolk-Harming Creature from the Arcane Tower

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Postby catastrophile » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:52 pm

"Names can't have more than 10 letters." :x
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Postby ntw3001 » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:21 pm

Nocturnal Tantalizing Wonder

Nocturnal Individual Conferring Kisses

Nocturnal Individual Conferring Hot Orgasms and Lustful, Arousing Stimulation

Not too shabby.

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Postby Judas Maccabeus » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:02 pm

SEXY:
J.U.D.A.S.: Jewel Undertaking Delights and Arousing Stimulation

CYBORG:
J.U.D.A.S.: Journeying Unit Designed for Assassination and Sabotage

MONSTER:
J.U.D.A.S.: Jogger-Upsetting Demon from the Arcane Sanctuary



...jogger-upsetting? I guess I don't have much ambition in my monster life. :?
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Postby Watery_tart » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:23 pm

dreamer, junkie monkey, conquerer, touchy feely.


right, the last one was based on me choosing the empty grey square in the love section... :roll:

ow, heh misread the stupid thing. This is actally more accurate:

dreamer, escape artist, hightime roller, home soul
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Postby ntw3001 » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:54 pm

Wait, there are monster and robot ones too? Well, let's get cracking.

Networked Troubleshooting Worker

Networked Individual Calibrated for Killing

Networked Intelligent Construct Hardwired for Online Learning and Accurate Sabotage

And the monsters...

Nabbing Terror of Wrath

Nun-Injuring Creature from the Kingdom

Nun-Injuring, Cheerleader-Harming Ogre from the Legendary Arcane Sanctuary

I prefer the last one.

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Postby Nyperold » Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:52 pm

Mood: Easy Rider
Fun: Escape Artist
Habits: New Wave Puritan
Love: Home Soul

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Postby Uberlizzard » Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:14 pm

Moods-Easy Rider
Fun- Escape Artist
Habits-Back to Basics
Love-home soul
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Postby Mimiheart » Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:29 pm

Mood: Dreamer
Fun: Escape Artist
Habits: Junkie Monkey
Love: Home Soul

M.I.R.I.A.M.: Minx Imparting Rapturous, Intense, Arousing Massage

M.I.R.I.A.M.: Mechanical Intelligent Repair and Immediate Assassination Machine

M.I.R.I.A.M.: Malevolent, Intimidating, Redhead-Injuring Abomination of Madness
Made ya look.

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Postby Null » Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:30 pm

Repair AND Assassination? That pretty much covers it all!

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Postby Mimiheart » Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:32 pm

Null wrote:Repair AND Assassination? That pretty much covers it all!
gotta be prepared...
Made ya look.

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Postby Watery_tart » Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:19 am

"Wonderful Amorous Temptress Expertly Rendering Yummy, Thrilling Affection and Rapturous Touches"

"Wireless Artificial Technician Engineered for Rational Yelling, Thorough Assassination and Relentless Troubleshooting"

"Wicked Anger-Tempted Explorer-Reaping, Yokel-Torturing Abomination from the Ruined Tower"

I like the second one :)
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Postby DMEnduro » Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:44 am

E.N.D.U.R.O. Electronic Networked Destruction and Ultimate Repair Organism
I am also experienced with wood.

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Postby sum yun gai » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:31 am

what kind of nerd are you?

science/math: 94%
tech/computer: 92%
sci-fi/comic: 95%
history/literature: 97%
dumb/dork/awkward: 16%

cool nerd god

yes, bow before your cool nerd god, so declared by a random internets quiz :twisted:
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Postby Skimba » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:19 am

Science/ Math: 93% (It's really mostly math)
Technology/ Computer: 67%
Sci-Fi/ Comic: 92%
History/ Lierature: 86%
Dumb/ Dork/ Awkward: 42%
NERD QUEEN!

heehee....that was fun.
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Postby Nik » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:29 am

From this time forward, you'll hold the title:
History / Lit Geek

For Science/Math:
62% scored higher,
3% scored the same, and
35% scored lower.

For Computers/Technology:
78% scored higher,
3% scored the same, and
19% scored lower.

For Sci-Fi/Comic:
40% scored higher,
5% scored the same, and
55% scored lower.

For History/Literature:
17% scored higher,
4% scored the same, and
79% scored lower.

For Dumb/Dork/Awkwardness:
58% scored higher,
14% scored the same, and
28% scored lower.

That's what I figured I'd get, though I didn't think I was as sci-fi geeky as I am.
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Veepa wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:Nik = least threatening person on this board :D

Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.

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James
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Postby James » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:34 pm

I don't like Internet tests. Why did I take this? Genuine curiosity? GET THE fork OUT.

For Science/Math:

32% scored higher,
3% scored the same, and
65% scored lower.
For Computers/Technology:

23% scored higher,
3% scored the same, and
74% scored lower.
For Sci-Fi/Comic:

79% scored higher,
6% scored the same, and
15% scored lower.
For History/Literature:

69% scored higher,
5% scored the same, and
26% scored lower.
For Dumb/Dork/Awkwardness:

84% scored higher,
8% scored the same, and
8% scored lower.

From this time forward, you'll hold the title:
Cool Nerd

Carry it proudly!

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Postby EvilJekyll » Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:08 pm

Kinda Dorky Nerd

For Science/Math:

35% scored higher,
4% scored the same, and
61% scored lower.

For Computers/Technology:

40% scored higher,
3% scored the same, and
57% scored lower.

For Sci-Fi/Comic:

24% scored higher,
3% scored the same, and
73% scored lower.

For History/Literature:

42% scored higher,
5% scored the same, and
53% scored lower.

For Dumb/Dork/Awkwardness:

44% scored higher,
14% scored the same, and
42% scored lower.

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Postby pitnyelder » Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:31 pm

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Postby Gelatine Cow » Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:33 pm

I started, then got a bit bored. And then I noticed that it still went on for a bit. And on. And on. And on. AND ON.

fork that noise.
And that's terrible.

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Postby James » Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:03 pm

Gelatine Cow wrote:fork that noise.

Hahahahaha.
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Postby IanC » Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:17 pm

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