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bizarre holiday birthdays

Postby sum yun gai » Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:00 pm

http://library.thinkquest.org/2886/INDEX.HTM

apparently i share clerihew day with millions of others around the world. i had to look that one up, but it sounds ...interesting?
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Postby kupo » Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:31 pm

MY BIRTHDAY IS FIIIIIIIIIRE DAY!
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Postby Kerberos » Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:50 pm

This is just a ploy to get me to give you my birthday!

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:10 am

Kerberos wrote:This is just a ploy to get me to give you my birthday!

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At first I read "this is just a playboy..." and my eyes flicked to the image and I was wondering about the ugly penis head.

Multiple Personalities Day!!!! Suitable. I'm not really here, this is my alter ego.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:00 am

My birthday coincides with the Festival of Enormous Changes at the Last Minute!

Also, National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day :?:
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:38 am

BITE MY ASS I OWN YOU ALL!

December 21 is . . . . Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day,

National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day

Four holidays. BOOYAH! *waits for Nik*
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Postby katzenkoenig » Sun Sep 09, 2007 2:55 am

Chaos Never Dies Day

i sorta expected something like that.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:00 am

Look on the bright side. If you act chaotic, you'll live forever.
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Postby catastrophile » Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:05 am

I have evidence to the contrary.

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Postby Jemry » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:41 am

I refuse to believe this site. I listed neither National Brown day or Talk Like a Pirate Day.
http://www.myspace.com/jemry C WHUT I DID THAR. I'M SO DECEPTIVE.

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Postby DMEnduro » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:58 am

Ice Cream and Caviar? :shock:
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Postby Beef Boullionaire Joyboy » Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:46 am

National Joe Day. Interesting.

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Postby James » Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:08 am

Jemry wrote:I refuse to believe this site. I listed neither National Brown day or Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Well I don't know about the first one, but I think Talk Like a Pirate Day is one of those moving holidays.

My birthday is workaholic day. Great.
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:14 am

No, Talk Like A Pirate Day is fixed at September 19th.
And that's terrible.

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Postby James » Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:17 am

THEN THIS IS NOTHING BUT A SHAM.
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Postby jvcc » Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:22 am

Whoo. National Cashew Day. It also had a delicious recipe for "Stir-Fried Spicy Chicken With Orange Zest and Crispy Cashews".
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Postby sum yun gai » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:22 am

is talk like a pirate day actually bizarre anymore though?
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traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

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Postby kupo » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:45 am

James wrote:My birthday is workaholic day. Great.



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Postby Skimba » Sun Sep 09, 2007 12:06 pm

Festival of Smoke and Mirrors Day

OK, I can live with that.

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Postby Mimiheart » Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:57 pm

I share Cashew Day with jvcc.

My son gets Do A Grouch A Favor Day

Princess Adorable gets Jewel Day

DD's not allowed to celebrate her day, Tell-A-Lie Day
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Postby fanelian » Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:05 pm

Mine is boring: Wear Brown Shoes Day. :(
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Postby giantsfan97 » Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:15 am

fanelian wrote:Mine is boring: Wear Brown Shoes Day. :(
And I bet you are too lazy to even do that!
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Postby fanelian » Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:17 am

giantsfan97 wrote:
fanelian wrote:Mine is boring: Wear Brown Shoes Day. :(
And I bet you are too lazy to even do that!


Yeah, I wear pijamas and cozy slippers to work everyday...
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Postby Nyperold » Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:51 am

I've got a bizarre one. Check this out:

To prepare to celebrate it, people gather a sample of the native forestry (or a metal/plastic semblance), and squeeze it into one of their rooms. They then wrap it in lighted cord, crown it with a star, and placate it with gifts, where they remain until the day. And woe betide the one who claims his and reveals its identity in advance.

For once the day arrives, the celebrants come before the tree to receive the gifts again. No man may reclaim that which he brought, but only that upon which his name is written. The true identity of the giver is often obfuscated, the title of an ancient man from the 3rd or 4th century given in substitute.

Weird, huh?

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Postby Dusk » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:08 am

So that's how the second coming is to be announced.

No offence.. but it's a little bit of an anti-climax.


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