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Postby Nik » Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:56 pm

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Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.
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Postby Skimba » Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:00 am

hahaha
A friends' band gives out I *heart* Mormon Pussy stickers
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Postby sum yun gai » Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:35 am

i had a friend growing up whose family was mormon and he borrowed a couple of my conan the barbarian comic books to read and his dad made him give them back because they had scantily clad females in them :roll: i guess this site is from the more liberal sect of mormonism...
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Postby loofah » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:14 am

sum yun gai wrote:i had a friend growing up whose family was mormon and he borrowed a couple of my conan the barbarian comic books to read and his dad made him give them back because they had scantily clad females in them :roll: i guess this site is from the more liberal sect of mormonism...

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Postby Zombie Protestor » Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:45 pm

mormon sex posed?

Reminds me of when Experts Exchange first started up, their website was expertsexchange.com
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Postby Null » Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:51 pm

There was a thread on another board which listed the top 10 worst company URLs. Make these into a single word for entertainment AND education--

Who Represents (find which agent represents which celebrity)

Pen Island (buy pens here)

Experts Exchange

Therapist Finder

Powergen Italia (an Italian company)

Mole Station Nunnery (a nunnery in New South Wales)

IP Anywhere (Computer software)

CummingFirst (Fiist Cumming Methodist church)

Speed of Art (Graphic designs)

Go Tahoe (travel company for Lake Tahoe)
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Postby Kerberos » Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:12 pm

Heh.

I don't get the "IP Anywhere," though.
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Postby Null » Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:25 pm

It was in the list, and is lamer than the others, but I think it's like that famous statesman, I.P. Freely.
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Postby Nik » Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:37 pm

our sports website for the college is Go Red Foxes.
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Postby James » Sun Sep 16, 2007 12:26 pm

I've heard of two of those before. I'm pretty sure Pen Island is a joke site, but as far as I can remember Mole Station Nunnery was a genuine oversight.
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:20 pm

I just came across a guy promoting his self titled website. His name is Pete Nema.
And that's terrible.
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Postby Dusk » Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:45 pm

You get a bucket, I'll call the RSPCA (ASPCA for you Americans).
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Postby SilasX » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:44 pm

I guess it's tastefully done ... to the extent that Mormons doing this can be regarded by Mormons as tasteful.

Wait, what?
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Postby sum yun gai » Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:23 pm

a website that NPR has been promoting lately:

http://www.goredforwomen.org/
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Postby Kerberos » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:41 am

A rodeo site?
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Postby catastrophile » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:13 am

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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:50 am

Pen Island is a joke; they're more subtle about it than you'd expect, but why would you set up a site for a legitimate business and then not have any way for people to actually order your product?

Also:
http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/tombofun.htm
(think about that last part of the url for a second).
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Postby Skimba » Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:08 am

A few years ago I had this car that had plush fabric seats....and *sigh* a friend burnt a hole in it; not on purpose. I was selling the car and I wanted to fill in the hole. There was a product selling on TV that would help, "Fabric something". It was coupled with the "Liquid Leather" product. Sooo, I typed in "liquid Leather" in the search engine and did not get what I was looking for until the next page.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:36 pm

quetzalcoatlus wrote:http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/tombofun.htm

I looked at that and was like, what the hell could "Tomb O' Fun" be at the national cemetery? I kinda ignored your parenthetical text.
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:39 pm

I was trying to not explain the joke while still making sure no one looked at that and was like "Arlingt Once Metery? That doesn't even make sense!". I do love the idea of a Tomb O' Fun though; like some sort of tomb that opens up to reveal a place full of slides, ball pits, and arcade games where your kids can go play while you pay your respects to veterans.

Not sure I 100% buy his story because it sounds a little bit too naive, but a friend of mine claims when he was younger he had a search engine mishap while trying to learn more about Metallica's then-recent album, recorded live with a symphony orchestra. The name of that album? S And M.
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Postby sum yun gai » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:31 am

huh, at first i thought tomb of un, similar to "army of one" but then i thought that doesn't really make sense either...
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Postby ntw3001 » Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:52 pm

quetzalcoatlus wrote:I was trying to not explain the joke while still making sure no one looked at that and was like "Arlingt Once Metery? That doesn't even make sense!". I do love the idea of a Tomb O' Fun though; like some sort of tomb that opens up to reveal a place full of slides, ball pits, and arcade games where your kids can go play while you pay your respects to veterans.


Ah, I did get it before then. I feared thta Tomb O'Fun wasn't actually the funny part and I thought 'Tomb of Undotht M? Tom Bofun. htm?' After a while I gave up. There is no joke involving the .htm part.
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Postby catastrophile » Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:30 pm

quetzalcoatlus wrote:I do love the idea of a Tomb O' Fun though; like some sort of tomb that opens up to reveal a place full of slides, ball pits, and arcade games where your kids can go play while you pay your respects to veterans.

The Tomb O' Fun: WHERE FUN GOES TO DIE! :D
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Postby Lambs_Cows_Lambs » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:24 pm

sum yun gai wrote:huh, at first i thought tomb of un, similar to "army of one" but then i thought that doesn't really make sense either...


I thought "tomb of un" was what it was MEANT to say, considering it's a page for tombs of the unknown.


PS: This is (even more) clearly a joke website once you get into their online store:

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Postby catastrophile » Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:43 pm

That woman in the last shirt looks like she got shot with a babby cannon.
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