Dirty William Read
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Why be those scurvy dogs wantin' ta get rid'a the smell, I said I be bathin' every day!
And my ship: Night's Horror
Yarr, that be a good name!

