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Postby Dusk » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:16 pm

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Postby Kerberos » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:29 pm

Hello! You are a wonderful person. I wish I could be like you!
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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:32 pm

I scrolled down. I really must see what 'Boy, 6, operated sex club' is going to be about. Well, I mean, I know roughly what it's going to be about, but I'm fascinated.

Oh, it's just that he made lewd suggestions in school. I was kind of hoping for some kind of freakish six-year-old mafia boss.
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Postby catastrophile » Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:35 am

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I could only find a scan of the book's French version. While looking for an English scan, however, I found this. Don't click it.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:03 am

catastrophile wrote:this. Don't click it.


You say that like we wouldn't click it anyway, also, I've seen worse.
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Postby catastrophile » Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:12 am

I'm getting bored with typing NSFW.
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Postby Dusk » Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:16 am

Maybe you should make it your sig.
...Not that your current one is any less relevant.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:22 pm

I read about something similar a while back. It was supposed to be the largest natural disaster ever. Quite a bit of carbon dioxide had built up in this lake (why it hadn't floated to the surface I can't remember) and then it just released it all in one big go. Lots of stuff died pretty much instantaneously and nobody could work out why.
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Postby Dusk » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:12 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:I read about something similar a while back. It was supposed to be the largest natural disaster ever. Quite a bit of carbon dioxide had built up in this lake (why it hadn't floated to the surface I can't remember) and then it just released it all in one big go. Lots of stuff died pretty much instantaneously and nobody could work out why.

Dinosaurs?
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Postby loofah » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:17 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:
MysticalDescent wrote:I read about something similar a while back. It was supposed to be the largest natural disaster ever. Quite a bit of carbon dioxide had built up in this lake (why it hadn't floated to the surface I can't remember) and then it just released it all in one big go. Lots of stuff died pretty much instantaneously and nobody could work out why.

Dinosaurs?
He's probably referring to this
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Postby Dusk » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:28 pm

"I could not speak. I became unconscious. I could not open my mouth because then I smelled something terrible . . . I heard my daughter snoring in a terrible way, very abnormal . . . When crossing to my daughter's bed . . . I collapsed and fell. I was there till nine o'clock in the (Friday) morning . . . until a friend of mine came and knocked at my door . . . I was surprised to see that my trousers were red, had some stains like honey. I saw some . . . starchy mess on my body. My arms had some wounds . . . I didn't really know how I got these wounds . . .I opened the door . . . I wanted to speak, my breath would not come out . . . My daughter was already dead . . . I went into my daughter's bed, thinking that she was still sleeping. I slept till it was 4:30 p.m. in the afternoon . . . on Friday. (Then) I managed to go over to my neighbors' houses. They were all dead . . . I decided to leave . . . . (because) most of my family was in Wum . . . I got my motorcycle . . . A friend whose father had died left with me (for) Wum . . . As I rode . . . through Nyos I didn't see any sign of any living thing . . . (When I got to Wum), I was unable to walk, even to talk . . . my body was completely weak." -- From A. Scarth (1999)

:shock: Woah :shock:
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Postby MysticalDescent » Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:10 pm

That's the one.
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Postby catastrophile » Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:26 am

I could swear somebody just posted a link to this, but I can't find it now. Anyway, I just wanted to follow it up with this.

EDIT: It appears nik posted a link to the first story in TEH CHATS a couple days ago, but didn't think to share with the class. Let us all berate and shame her.

She likes it.
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