Relief on the way for kupo, Nik, etc

[SilasX]

I know it's old, but serious research is going into bras for larger-busted women, which could possibly adapt to their motion.

Since starting my current job, I had wondered what it would be like to mathematically model breasts and their loading environment (since making mathematical models of structures is most of what I do), but figured bra makers would have long been all over that.

[DarthCat]

Well, Math + Boobs has historically yielded excellent results.

[Skimba]

This is good to know.

[Null]

I suppose. But I love Lyar Von Ertiana because of who she is--not because of her breasts! DESPITE her breasts!

Really. Yes, really.

[EvilJekyll]

I know it's old, but serious research is going into bras for larger-busted women, which could possibly adapt to their motion.

I actually read that this summer, because I ran out of other magazines to read. I forgot what I did with that issue though.

Also, it's much better with the pictures in the magazine.

[Chrono Crow]

I know it's old, but serious research is going into bras for larger-busted women, which could possibly adapt to their motion.

Cool. But I doubt you are the one they'd want to hear this kind of news from.

[kupo]

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

Oh My GOD THERE ARE TURKEYS ON MY CHEST.

[catastrophile]

Suddenly, I can't wait for Thanksgiving . . .

[Nik]

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

Oh My GOD THERE ARE TURKEYS ON MY CHEST.

HOLY CRAP DOES IT MAKE ME A CANNIBAL IF I EAT TURKEY NOW?

[Chrono Crow]

Puts a whole new meaning to the term "turkey breast". That'll make for awkward Thanksgiving dinners all across the country.

"Would you care for some turkey, dear?"

"No thanks, mom. . ."

[DarthCat]

Hrm... I've always preferred chicken.

[Chrono Crow]

Hrm... I've always preferred chicken.

I thought you like boobies.

[DarthCat]

Those too.

[Dusk]

HOLY CRAP DOES IT MAKE ME A CANNIBAL IF I EAT TURKEY NOW?

No, just a lesbian. OR a contortionist.
Possibly a lesbian contortionist.

[SilasX]

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

Oh My GOD THERE ARE TURKEYS ON MY CHEST.

That can't be, because turkeys defy gravity.

DISS!!!!!

[ntw3001]

lobules

LOL what a word.

[Chrono Crow]

You're such a lobule, NTW.

[Mimiheart]

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

Oh My GOD THERE ARE TURKEYS ON MY CHEST.

I'm... well, larger than a D... I'm scared to find out what is on my chest!

[chrismachine]

I always picture you as looking like that snape character from your old avatar (since when you first got it I didn't know who that was supposed to be and since the actor is somewhat effeminate in that small photo) so I picture you being skinny and thin throughout, and this is something of a revelation for me.

maybe you have a 50lb bag of onions on your chest? onions... that are formed into two roundish segments?

[catastrophile]

Round onions? That's crazy talk.

[chrismachine]

no, having only two onions constitute a 50lb bag is crazy talk, smart ass.

[Chrono Crow]

Another stigma for Spamusement. We attract more Canadians, Australians, stout and hairy dudes, and big-breasted women than any other forum on the internet. If you post here, you are one of the above. Even if you have proof to the contrary.

[Nik]

Another stigma for Spamusement. We attract more Canadians, Australians, stout and hairy dudes, and big-breasted women than any other forum on the internet. If you post here, you are one of the above. Even if you have proof to the contrary.

So which are you?

[Chrono Crow]

. . .Want some milk?

[catastrophile]

smart ass.