Relief on the way for kupo, Nik, etc

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Relief on the way for kupo, Nik, etc

Postby SilasX » Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:15 am

I know it's old, but serious research is going into bras for larger-busted women, which could possibly adapt to their motion.

Since starting my current job, I had wondered what it would be like to mathematically model breasts and their loading environment (since making mathematical models of structures is most of what I do), but figured bra makers would have long been all over that.

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Postby DarthCat » Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:45 am

Well, Math + Boobs has historically yielded excellent results.

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Postby Skimba » Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:55 am

This is good to know.
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Postby Null » Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:31 am

I suppose. But I love Lyar Von Ertiana because of who she is--not because of her breasts! DESPITE her breasts!

Really. Yes, really.

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Re: Relief on the way for kupo, Nik, etc

Postby EvilJekyll » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:29 am

SilasX wrote:I know it's old, but serious research is going into bras for larger-busted women, which could possibly adapt to their motion.


I actually read that this summer, because I ran out of other magazines to read. I forgot what I did with that issue though.

Also, it's much better with the pictures in the magazine.
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Re: Relief on the way for kupo, Nik, etc

Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:36 am

SilasX wrote:I know it's old, but serious research is going into bras for larger-busted women, which could possibly adapt to their motion.


Cool. But I doubt you are the one they'd want to hear this kind of news from.
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Postby kupo » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:44 pm

The article wrote:A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.


Oh My GOD THERE ARE TURKEYS ON MY CHEST.
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Postby catastrophile » Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:40 pm

Suddenly, I can't wait for Thanksgiving . . .
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Postby Nik » Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:48 pm

kupo wrote:
The article wrote:A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.


Oh My GOD THERE ARE TURKEYS ON MY CHEST.


HOLY CRAP DOES IT MAKE ME A CANNIBAL IF I EAT TURKEY NOW?
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:50 pm

Puts a whole new meaning to the term "turkey breast". That'll make for awkward Thanksgiving dinners all across the country.

"Would you care for some turkey, dear?"

"No thanks, mom. . ."
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Postby DarthCat » Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:02 pm

Hrm... I've always preferred chicken.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:07 pm

DarthCat wrote:Hrm... I've always preferred chicken.


I thought you like boobies.
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Postby DarthCat » Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:31 pm

Those too.

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Postby Dusk » Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:10 pm

Nik wrote:HOLY CRAP DOES IT MAKE ME A CANNIBAL IF I EAT TURKEY NOW?

No, just a lesbian. OR a contortionist.
Possibly a lesbian contortionist.

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Postby SilasX » Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:19 pm

kupo wrote:
The article wrote:A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.


Oh My GOD THERE ARE TURKEYS ON MY CHEST.


That can't be, because turkeys defy gravity.

DISS!!!!!

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Postby ntw3001 » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:05 pm

lobules


LOL what a word.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:07 pm

You're such a lobule, NTW.
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Postby Mimiheart » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:16 pm

kupo wrote:
The article wrote:A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.


Oh My GOD THERE ARE TURKEYS ON MY CHEST.
I'm... well, larger than a D... I'm scared to find out what is on my chest! :oops: :shock: :oops:
Made ya look.

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Postby chrismachine » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:21 pm

I always picture you as looking like that snape character from your old avatar (since when you first got it I didn't know who that was supposed to be and since the actor is somewhat effeminate in that small photo) so I picture you being skinny and thin throughout, and this is something of a revelation for me.

maybe you have a 50lb bag of onions on your chest? onions... that are formed into two roundish segments?
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Postby catastrophile » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:23 pm

Round onions? That's crazy talk.
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Postby chrismachine » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:25 pm

no, having only two onions constitute a 50lb bag is crazy talk, smart ass.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:26 pm

Another stigma for Spamusement. We attract more Canadians, Australians, stout and hairy dudes, and big-breasted women than any other forum on the internet. If you post here, you are one of the above. Even if you have proof to the contrary.
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Postby Nik » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:27 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:Another stigma for Spamusement. We attract more Canadians, Australians, stout and hairy dudes, and big-breasted women than any other forum on the internet. If you post here, you are one of the above. Even if you have proof to the contrary.


So which are you?
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:28 pm

. . .Want some milk?
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Postby catastrophile » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:31 pm

chrismachine wrote:smart ass.

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