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Postby Mimiheart » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:32 pm

And all of the big-breasted women have red hair.

I'll put my avatar back to me. Will that make y'all happy?
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:33 pm

Mimiheart wrote:And all of the big-breasted women have red hair.


'Cept Koops.
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Postby catastrophile » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:33 pm

Make it that one picture you posted that one time. I liked that one.
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Postby Mimiheart » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:36 pm

I'm going with the headshot that I always use for profile pics.
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Postby SilasX » Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:51 pm

Hold on -- are y'all saying women don't try to weigh their breasts?
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:59 pm

I bet this thread will last like two months.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:17 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:No, just a lesbian. OR a contortionist.
Possibly a lesbian contortionist.
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Postby Nyperold » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:28 am

I guess I'm a stout, hairy, 6'-tall (or so) dude.
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Postby DarthCat » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:34 am

Chrono Crow wrote:Another stigma for Spamusement. We attract more Canadians, Australians, stout and hairy dudes, and big-breasted women than any other forum on the internet. If you post here, you are one of the above. Even if you have proof to the contrary.
I guess I'm technically hairy... but it's all still on top of my head. And I'm sure not stout... I'm nice and lanky.

...Oh god, I'm a FREAK, aren't I? *sob*

(also, lol jewfro ftw)
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Postby KatyM » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:04 am

Chrono Crow wrote:Another stigma for Spamusement. We attract more Canadians, Australians, stout and hairy dudes, and big-breasted women than any other forum on the internet. If you post here, you are one of the above. Even if you have proof to the contrary.


Ok, everyone. We have two options here: Either a.) I must stop posing, or b.) Someone must pay for my breast enlargement service.

Please? Just, like, an extra cup size... couldn't cost that much...

I just want to be a real girl. *sobs*
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Postby Saltine » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:49 am

Have Kupo sell hers to you, as rumor has it she needs some money.
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Postby DarthCat » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:52 am

KatyM wrote:I just want to be a real girl. *sobs*
Well, if you believe really hard, and wish upon a star...
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Postby catastrophile » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:30 pm

KatyM wrote:I must stop posing
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Postby DarthCat » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:19 pm

Please, catass. You're one to talk about being a pose(u)r.
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Postby Nyperold » Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:12 pm

KatyM wrote:I just want to be a real girl. *sobs*


Well... I know this fairy over in Italy... maybe she can do something...
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Postby catastrophile » Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:52 pm

DarthCat wrote:Please, catass. You're one to talk about being a pose(u)r.

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Postby Skimba » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:04 am

DarthCat wrote:Please, catass. You're one to talk about being a pose(u)r.

That sentence confuses me. Are you saying catass is really a hairless, adolescent, female?
And look, you made her cry!
For shame!
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Postby Skimba » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:06 am

SilasX wrote:Hold on -- are y'all saying women don't try to weigh their breasts?

I've actually had conversations with other women on these forums about that.
And no, you will not know who they were or what we said. :P
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Postby James » Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:51 am

Chrono Crow wrote:Puts a whole new meaning to the term "turkey breast". That'll make for awkward Thanksgiving dinners all across the country.

But what about turkey leg? THAT LEG IS MADE OF MAMMARY TISSUE.

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The article wrote:A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.
Oh My GOD THERE ARE TURKEYS ON MY CHEST.
I'm... well, larger than a D... I'm scared to find out what is on my chest! :oops: :shock: :oops:

Larger turkeys.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:04 pm

Skimba wrote:I've actually had conversations with other women on these forums about that.
And no, you will not know who they were or what we said. :P
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Postby MysticalDescent » Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:42 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:Another stigma for Spamusement. We attract more Canadians, Australians, stout and hairy dudes, and big-breasted women than any other forum on the internet. If you post here, you are one of the above. Even if you have proof to the contrary.


I was going to prove you wrong, but I've been very lazy these last few days and as I was about to prove you wrong, I realised that I'm 6 feet tall and have been very lazy the last few days with regards to shaving and such. Bastard.
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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:22 pm

James wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:Puts a whole new meaning to the term "turkey breast". That'll make for awkward Thanksgiving dinners all across the country.

But what about turkey leg? THAT LEG IS MADE OF MAMMARY TISSUE.


Your mum's leg is made of mammary tissue.
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Postby James » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:11 pm

ntw3001 wrote:Your mum's leg is made of mammary tissue.

Your mum's leg's face is made of your dad's mammary tissue which is your face which is GAY.
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