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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:14 pm

Also ur mom is hott OOH SINGED
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Postby DMEnduro » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:16 pm

I stuffed your mom's turkey.
I am also experienced with wood.
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Postby James » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:25 pm

ntw3001 wrote:Also ur mom is hott OOH SINGED

More like my mum is a robot and I'm half cyborg and I'll destroy you with my mighty motorized pelvic thrust.
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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:31 pm

More like you're a robot and your mum is half cyborg.
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Postby James » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:45 pm

But that doesn't make sense! WHERE DID ALL THE HUMAN GO?! Are you implying my mother is a fraud? You cad! I challenge you to an unemployment-off.
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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:19 pm

Didn't you have a job interview? You're setting yourself up for a big win just so you can feel good. Well it won't work on me! I challenge you to a dance-off*! Via youtube!

*Dance-off may not happen.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:47 pm

James wrote:half cyborg


REDUNDANCY!
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Postby catastrophile » Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:58 pm

ntw3001 wrote:OOH SINGED

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby James » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:01 am

Chrono Crow wrote:
James wrote:half cyborg
REDUNDANCY!

Oh poopcakes!
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Postby katzenkoenig » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:20 am

James wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:
James wrote:half cyborg
REDUNDANCY!

Oh poopcakes!


Half cyborg, half mutant.

Or, if we keep in mind that the mother was a robot, he might be three quarters robot and one quarter human.
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Postby James » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:11 am

katzenkoenig wrote:Or, if we keep in mind that the mother was a robot, he might be three quarters robot and one quarter human.

I think any proportion of robotitude constitutes cyborgivity. That said, if half of me was both non-organic and non-robotic, perhaps that would not be classified as cyborg. So maybe my dad was a brick or something.
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Postby mrgazpacho » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:28 am

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Chrono Crow wrote:Another stigma for Spamusement. We attract more Canadians, Australians, stout and hairy dudes, and big-breasted women than any other forum on the internet. If you post here, you are one of the above. Even if you have proof to the contrary.


Ok, everyone. We have two options here: Either a.) I must stop posing, or b.) Someone must pay for my breast enlargement service.


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Postby katzenkoenig » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:29 am

James wrote:
katzenkoenig wrote:Or, if we keep in mind that the mother was a robot, he might be three quarters robot and one quarter human.

I think any proportion of robotitude constitutes cyborgivity. That said, if half of me was both non-organic and non-robotic, perhaps that would not be classified as cyborg. So maybe my dad was a brick or something.


i think cyborgs have to be part-organic, since the robotic part could include bricks or any other material without anyone seriously thinking of it as only part-robot.
if your mother was a robot, your father would therefore have to be at least partly organic. maybe half brick, half human.
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Postby James » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:33 am

Yeah, sorry, that's the one. I forgot about the source of the organicness.
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Postby fanelian » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:56 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:Another stigma for Spamusement. We attract more Canadians, Australians, stout and hairy dudes, and big-breasted women than any other forum on the internet. If you post here, you are one of the above. Even if you have proof to the contrary.


I suppose that makes me a Canadian, then.
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Postby catastrophile » Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:09 pm

You come from south of the US, therefore you're obviously Australian.
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Postby fanelian » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:31 pm

catastrophile wrote:You come from south of the US, therefore you're obviously Australian.


Oh. I see where my logic fails, I used the continents as basis.
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Postby ntw3001 » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:26 pm

katzenkoenig wrote:i think cyborgs have to be part-organic, since the robotic part could include bricks or any other material without anyone seriously thinking of it as only part-robot.


What about a glass eye? I'm going to think of people with glass eyes as cyborgs from now on, and my life with me that much richer.
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Postby James » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:30 pm

I don't think a glass eye can really be classed as cybernetic. Unless of course there's a computer inside it or something. Or a LASER.
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Postby katzenkoenig » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:04 pm

ntw3001 wrote:
katzenkoenig wrote:i think cyborgs have to be part-organic, since the robotic part could include bricks or any other material without anyone seriously thinking of it as only part-robot.


What about a glass eye? I'm going to think of people with glass eyes as cyborgs from now on, and my life with me that much richer.


well, "could include" doesn't mean "exclusively consist of"...

i knew james would like the robo-eye part.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:58 pm

I wonder how James likes the torture scenes in A Clockwork Orange. To me, the metal things holding the eyelids open was way more disturbing than what was on the screen.
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Postby Dusk » Wed Sep 26, 2007 9:33 pm

fanelian wrote:
catastrophile wrote:You come from south of the US, therefore you're obviously Australian.

Oh. I see where my logic fails, I used the continents as basis.

Ask me about my 1hr naturalization process.
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Postby catastrophile » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:45 pm

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Postby giantsfan97 » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:36 am

lol awesome
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby Dusk » Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:00 am

Oh man, that's fantastic.
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