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Re: Funny links

Postby chrismachine » Tue May 05, 2009 9:43 pm

apparently not for James Joyce.
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Re: Funny links

Postby Chrono Crow » Wed May 06, 2009 2:58 am

These look less like love letters and more like Craigslist ads.
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Re: Funny links

Postby Dusk » Wed May 06, 2009 11:03 am

I just can't help but think he was taking the piss.
You know.. what larks building it up over a period of months/years and steadily getting freakier. They didn't have television back then.
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Re: Funny links

Postby Skimba » Wed May 06, 2009 12:12 pm

This made me snortle with a laugh at work......I need to get back to doing that stuff.

(513): Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
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Re: Funny links

Postby Nik » Wed May 06, 2009 10:12 pm

Skimba wrote:This made me snortle with a laugh at work......I need to get back to doing that stuff.

(513): Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs


That one made me laugh too.
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Re: Funny links

Postby Skimba » Thu May 07, 2009 12:39 pm

From FMyLife:

Today, I took a bath with what I thought was my waterproof vibrator. It wasn't. Apparently my boyfriend found me passed out in the tub from an electric shock with my vibrator floating next to me. He refused to call a doctor and insisted on interrogating me about what he's doing wrong in bed. FML


Most are just so-so, but that one had such great imagry.
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Re: Funny links

Postby IanC » Fri May 08, 2009 2:10 pm

From FMyLife

Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me that I would be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising sexual favors if he would watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML

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edit - okay this one is pretty bad too

Today, my mom and I were watching this movie and these lesbians started making out. My mother proceeds to call them "sinners" and that they will "burn in hell twice". Then she says "God doesn't like gays". I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML
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Re: Funny links

Postby Saltine » Mon May 11, 2009 9:15 am

They will burn in hell EXACTLY TWO TIMES
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Re: Funny links

Postby kzager » Mon May 11, 2009 3:24 pm

Saltine wrote:They will burn in hell EXACTLY TWO TIMES

I'm assuming they were also obeese so she's probably thinking they'll burn for gluttony and lust.
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Re: Funny links

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Mon May 11, 2009 4:01 pm

Well there are two of them. Or did she mean twice each? YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN THESE THINGS.
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Re: Funny links

Postby PonderThis » Mon May 11, 2009 5:12 pm

SCIENCE!

(à la Onion)

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Re: Funny links

Postby sum yun gai » Wed May 13, 2009 1:30 am

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Re: Funny links

Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu May 14, 2009 9:27 pm

Staples!!!

I stapled a face.
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Re: Funny links

Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu May 14, 2009 9:31 pm

Another one: like FML but... average.
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Re: Funny links

Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri May 15, 2009 3:04 am

I apparently am incapable of simply editing my post to include another link.

Draw a sketch, get one in return! This one was obviously meant for jvcc, not me ;)
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Re: Funny links

Postby jvcc » Fri May 15, 2009 1:20 pm

DID YOU DRAW THAT? I LOVE YOU FOREVER!
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Re: Funny links

Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri May 15, 2009 4:14 pm

jvcc wrote:DID YOU DRAW THAT? I LOVE YOU FOREVER!

It was a drawing I got in return for a doodle. No idea who drew it :wink:
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Re: Funny links

Postby jvcc » Sat May 16, 2009 5:08 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:
jvcc wrote:DID YOU DRAW THAT? I LOVE YOU FOREVER!

It was a drawing I got in return for a doodle. No idea who drew it :wink:

Yes, I realized that once my frenzied excitement calmed down.
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Re: Funny links

Postby IanC » Tue May 19, 2009 4:23 pm

Again from FMyLife
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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Re: Funny links

Postby loofah » Fri May 22, 2009 12:38 am

Saltine wrote:This is all logically consistent, but the artist does not go on to explain that you love Hitler. See, this is why logicians don't write popular music.

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Re: Funny links

Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri May 22, 2009 3:17 am

loofah wrote:The reviews here are awesome:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000OE2OLU/

As are the reviews here. So inspiring.
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Re: Funny links

Postby kzager » Fri May 22, 2009 10:07 am

Was that some web community doing a prank?
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Re: Funny links

Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri May 22, 2009 4:01 pm

kzager wrote:Was that some web community doing a prank?

collegehumor.com
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Re: Funny links

Postby SemiNomad » Sat May 23, 2009 12:46 am

With such glowing reviews, is it any wonder that wolf shirt sales are up 2300 percent?

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Re: Funny links

Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri May 29, 2009 11:37 pm

I was playing around with AT&T's text-to-voice thingy on their website. This amused me.
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